For years now, it has been readily apparent that the true enemy of the Yellow cause are those under the Green banner of Viridia. Those green scum connive and scheme against the glorious, glorious Sun. It is so glorious that I have to say it twice, maybe even thrice. The Sun gives us such bountiful harvests and wisdom that it would be death itself to part with it. Green, on the other hand, has brought countless terror to the people of Yellow. One such instance of doom that they have made is the time when a group of “Greenies” murdered several Yellow citizens in broad daylight. I saw it with my very eyes along with a crowd of fellow Yellows. We were doing nothing wrong but minding our own business. I have received a copy of an image made in the light of the Sun. Here is the disastrous piece of destruction Greens have brought into this world.

The only thing that Yellows and Greens have in common is the close spot by which we sit in the rainbow. Green is the enemy.