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My recollection of the hyper war
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I was in it, it's hard to believe but I was there and I am tens of thousands of years old. You can trust my rock solid testimony as many historians will be able to write reputable game changing books with it.

Let me just say the Hwan of the outer empire were a great and populous aspiring people before the ugly Finns came with their horse archers and killed 6 million of our people with their gaseous plague arrows firing them into our great and grand cities of the outer empire of Huan, in our proto-Middle Eastern enlightened city states of Khwarezm which had it's own governorship and even entire subsect of Huan culture at the time truly an irreplaceable jewel of the empire at the time.

We were days away from completing a quantum computer and the cure for old age when the ugly Finno archers came in like a storm of jealousy and wiped us out accusing us of monopolizing their banking systems and devaluing their currency which is totally completely untrue.

We launched gunships and even called for fleet support, but the Finnish archers were just too agile and their tactics were simply in another league. Their arrows cut through our reinforced nano-graphene plates like butter. Our relief armies were utterly decimated by them and our people thoroughly gassed. After the slaughter they burned our grand meme archives which held no less than 400,000 years worth of the most epic dank memes in history including great and valued Atlantiean and Emu memes truly the worst genocide in history, they also raped us.

I lived by hiding in some bushes and covering myself in the ashes of the greatest memes in history which apparently also imbued me with long life from their power and I was able to survive the rape gangs.

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