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The Story of Macau...[A][SS]
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Macau is an important part of south asia, because reasons how many reasons do I have to provide? You should just take my word for it and blindly accept that I am correct, and you are not. I am the supreme overlord wade, and what I say goes, so dont try and question my authority, My authority is infinite it is so powerful that I could destroy you with one word. Do not forget who is the supreme overlord tiny human, I am super human or homosupersaipean. Do not try and stop me. You should be working in those factories instead of reading this paper, if you must read you should be reading my book “the great one”. You know what you should read the entire great one series, it is a work of nonfiction, and is 100% true. Take my word for it, it is a great book, I wrote it. While you are reading you should read the wade manifesto, it describes how everyone in my empire should live, like how you should only read the great one, and the wade manifesto all day as well as that you should be working in the wade factories right now. I always hated people who just read all day, go out and work, before my secret police get you. While we are on the subject of the secret police, did you know that the father organization was called the “CIA” it was an american intelligence agency, when I became eternal president of the united states, I merged the CIA with the NSA and created the CNAIS, or the central national agency for intelligence and security. After the second amer-euro war, I made them bigger, and created the wade secret police that you know today. After we integrated our european territories, I formed the european sect of the secret police, eventually the european sect became a separate entity called the super secret police. They are the people who kill the secret police. It really is a great world now that I have conquered, nuked, and capitalismed my way to “Glorious Leader of the World, Wade”. Now that I think about it why am I writing about Macau, I burned that city in the third Amer-Asian war. Although I always liked telling people about history, especially when I am the one who writes history. Like did you know that in the first Euro-Arabian war that I fought(i was the euro’s) the Arabs totally fired a gun at that army guy that lead to my order to completely wipe out all arabs. Yeah, I figured that it was a reasonable reaction. Also did you know that in 28AW the pakistani people totally killed that distant member of my family that lead to my decision to nuke pakistan, and occupy the region. Yeah also a reasonable reaction. I think that you should go back to creating things for the upper caste, because you are reading I believe you are in the lower caste, beta. I guess I will throw out some statistics, because that is what you are used to learning huh? The bottom caste beta contains 10 billion people, then the upper caste alpha contains about 50 people whom I consider important, than the top caste called wade contains me,myself, and I. Also did you know that in 1aw 9/11 happened, that event lead to my ascension to Eternal President of the united states, because in 20AW I ran for president as the wade party candidate, and promised people that I would bring prosperity through american expansion, people, who 20 years after 9/11 were scared that it would happen again. So i prayed on their fear and got 58% of the popular vote in the 20aw election, then in the 24aw election I got 96% totally legit. It was then that I gained the office of Eternal President of America. Then in the rebellion of 30AW, World War Wade broke out,and 1 billion people rebelled, we had to imprison them this conflict lead to the imprisonment of about 20 people. It was glorious, I got even more power after the war. By 33AW the world had been united under my flag, the one with my face on it, you know the one.

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