DISCLAIMER: I do not recommend trying this. I am a dipshit who loves clout and eggs. I also really shouldn't do this because my oven uses gas/fire. But see prior statement: I am a dipshit and I do things for the clout. And stomach fullness. Seek such destruction at your own risk.

Well, it's about 20 minutes shorter to find an MSQ Roulette duty, so this morning a few FC members and I decided to queue up. I actually realized I hadn't had much in terms of actual food, because I'm not good at taking care of myself, so I was hoping to pull off my Scrambled Praeggs challenge. And when that opening cutscene swooped in, I knew it was time.

Today's challenge: Eggs and coffee. I used an old cutscene length post as a guide and took off as soon as the cues came up. The coffee was straightforward, since (and I apologize to coffee enthusiasts out there, we plan on doing better in this household) I was just throwing Keurig coffee, cream, and sugar into a mug.

Anyway, the process went:

1) Cracking eggs - Before Colossus battle.

2) Whisking & liquid - Before Nero

3) Cooking & resting - Gaius elevator battle

4) Acquiring - Post-elevator & pre-Ultima

5) eat & defeat (before lalabreadboy or whatever his name is I stopped caring even though he comes up later)

And the coffee happened during the mech scenes. (Thanks, Maggie.)

The full recipe is in photo descriptions the Imgur album. It's sort of a modified mix between "common knowledge," whatever that means in home cooking, and tips from Bon Appetit and Gordon Ramsay.

But it turned out really good! My roommate and I split the bounty. It was kind of a hassle, though, so I dunno if I'll do this again.

I've also pulled this off in Castrum Meridianum, but that actually involved literally running back and forth through a sectioned studio, and I really, really do not recommend it. If I do that again, I might just make a video blog out of it.

Anyway, thanks to my FC on Diabolos and the randos in duty queue for putting up with my nonsense, and also my roommate for making fun of me as I scrambled (hah) around the apartment.