Hello! Just your friendly neighbourhood weirdo looking for love! Ever wanted to go out with someone with prettier eyes than you? Now's your chance! If your eyes are somehow prettier than mine, then maybe please consider me anyway if you're cool?

About Me: Physically quite tall (6'), broad, chubby, pale, dark hair. Always joking about things. Appear very masculine, but I'm pretty girly inside - in an ideal world, I'd transition, and in our relationship I'd definitely like to express my gender differently. I have a physics degree that I've never used, but these days I'm more into politics, philosophy, and nerd things (My favourite Star is Trek, but I also really like Wars and Gate). I offer cooking, crafting, massages, cuddles, good listening skills, support for your life goals and career, and entertainment (The entertainment may be memes and bad jokes).

What I'm looking for: A relationship with kink. Possibly TPE or FLR, but always loving, fun, and romantic. Although I have my own external dreams and goals, domestically I'd like to be your sidekick (Just call me Lydia! Or Garrus! Or Slave if you're feeling rowr.). :-P We would play games, watch fun things, maybe go on adventures together! Preferably we'd also own a cat, because cats are adorable as fuck.

Who I'm looking for: Clever, dominant (Obviously), kind, funny. Teasing but supportive. Not afraid of imagination. A cuddler.

The sexy bits: I'm naturally sensual, and enjoy non-PIV activities immensely. I tend towards service, humiliation, chastity, cuckoldry, and emasculation in general - all of which feel quite romantic as well as erotic to me! Sissification too, I think. I've always wanted to be pegged, lying on my back, looking into the eyes of my beloved as she gently rails the hell out of me, but am a shy virgin in that regard.

Hard limits: No scat, no expecting me to sleep with men or animals (BUT I REPEAT MYSELF, HA! #Misandry). No poly relationships where I am not the Primary or have to live with a boyfriend. No Nazis, no fans of Sargon of Akkad, no Tankies, no Tories (If you don't consider yourself a Tory, but in any way think Boris is 'A good man really, and a bit of a larf', you can still go fuck yourself, and I won't even want to watch). I will accept it if you like pineapple on pizza, but you're on thin ice, mister.