I’m a fit, busy professional looking for something relaxed, casual, and fun, with no expectation of meeting in person or being available to one another on any set routine.

This used to be easy. Fifteen years ago, there was a thing called Yahoo Messenger, and it was filled with people looking for this kind of experience. It was quite simple to sign in late at night and find no shortage of women—or at least, people pretending to be women—who wanted to have fun with me.

And oh, the fun I had. This was in the very early days of webcams. I had one, but there wasn’t much expectation that the other person would have one as well. It was a blast to get lost in the fantasy of who was typing the words in a private message to me, telling me how to undress and what to do to my body.

There were two particular women who turned me on to femdom, and I’ve been looking for the same kind of relationship ever since. I showed them my camera over YM while we would speak on the phone. They would give me orders, tell me to slap myself, edge me, call me names…then came the day that, as I was begging her to let me cum, one of them said “pull up your legs and let me see your asshole.” “Well,” I started, “I can’t really do that while sitt”—“STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR ASS NOW!”

Holy shit. She made me into putty. And when she was done, and I was lying there with cum covering my chest and face, she would tell me to get lost. I fantasize about this just about every day.

But YM is gone. I tried chaturbate for a while. It was fine, but not great. And now they require ID verification, which I will not do.

So, here I am, in search of someone who can give me this kind of experience again. You are:

• a woman, or willing to lie to me and convince me that you are one
• any legal age
• online only
• bossy when we’re having fun
• completely fine if I go silent for a while.
• doing this for fun, not for money

Does this sound like you? Comment, or DM, or whatever it is you kids do here.