Trying to find a partner online often feels like applying for jobs that everyone wants, to be honest. So, as I am old enough to be tired of games and mystique, let me give you my CV:
Relevant experience: Allow me to hit you with some high notes of my previous romantic deeds (And you can hit me later with a riding crop), to let you know I'm creative and put the effort in.

• My first time, with the girl I lost my virginity to, I stayed at her place. We knew she was going to pop my cherry. I timed it so that I was just entering her and telling her I loved her (also for the first time) at midnight, when fireworks were going off. Corny, I know, but I was young, and I still think it was kinda cool.
• Once, for valentine's day, I set up a town-wide treasure hunt with little cards and whatnot, culminating in a dinner I cooked for her and tickets to the theatre to see a play she wanted to go to.
• For a crush, I made and painted a small unicorn model for her (She was obsessed with unicorns).
• Another crush, who was a huge nerd (I am too, hence the crush tbh), I wrote a comic script about her, and also fake pen-palled as The Doctor (As in Doctor Who) for her with post cards when she got depressed.
• My final year at university, I went entirely overboard with my then-girlfriend. Visiting me during the holidays, when most folks were at home, I set up fake candles in the dorm kitchen, prepared an extravagent three-course meal meeting her dietary requirments (She was lactose intolerant, so I went with a tapas menu). I covered the light sensor to have it be dim, set up an empty wine bottle with a plastic flower. I was going for a deliberate improvised vibe. I also serenaded her with Depeche Mode songs that at the time I knew off by heart. I still like them, but I've not sung along with them in ages. XD

Personal Summary: On the Autistic Spectrum, but in a cool, high functioning way: I'm weird, occasionally over-analytical, though funny. I'm intellectual - not in a smug 'I am the greatest genius of all time' way, but in a 'I like to learn and discuss things' way. Some might call me lightly bratty, but I prefer 'sassy'; I won't disobey you, and I'm a naturally supportive partner, but I do got a mouth on me. I like food, but I hate cooking for just myself. I'm a nerd who likes stereotypical nerd shit, like superhero movies, dungeons and dragons, comic books, Star Trek, etc etc. Perhaps nerdiest of all, I make and paint miniature space soldiers and aliens. If I can do just some of the above with you, we're in for a good time. :-)

Personal goals: I'm looking for the right lady to adore and be loyal to, my best friend who owns me, and trains me to be her perfect domestic slave and lover. I'd like to explore my gender identity with her, apprentice to her in the Way of the Woman, get femme at least in private. Maybe build some pillow/blanket forts, bake together, entertain our inner kids. Get a cat (I love tiny fluffy creatures - no jokes about my dick, please. Well, OK, actually, I'm pretty into that). Kink wise, I want to satisfy her, first and foremost. I do have some hard nos: Poop, mutilation, guy on guy, anything else I'm pretty game to try. If you want to put me in permanent chastity, cuckold me, bind me, peg me, etc, all great. Main love is probably submissive oral sex.

Where I see myself in 5 years: Collared, well trained, worshipful, obedient, cuddling a lot, dressed how you like me, kneeling at your feet and looking up at you adoringly. You number one cheerleader and bestie. Also some non-kink ambitions, but that's for another conversation. :-)

Awkward vanilla-y nopes: No teenagers, no-one old enough that you remind me of my mum, no right-wing people, no feeders (In general no-one who wants me to be fat, I'm trying to lose weight over here!), and for God's sake, no anti-maskers/anti-vaxxers/flat-earthers.