(Can be #online if you're based in Britain/Europe and open to progressing to the occasional rendezvous if we get on well!)

About me (the vanilla bit): Physically, I'm somewhat tall (185cm / 6'1) but with a skinny lanky runner's body. Photos can be shared further down the line if you appear to be serious and genuine. I'm located in the ever-wet Scottish Highlands, but work a professional job where hours of escaping tend to have to be planned in advance, and I like to spend it enjoying beautiful places in the outside world, ideally combined with doing running and the like. However, thanks to the shit weather and my introverted character, most of my downtime is probably spent slobbing in front of Netflix. I don't smoke, have about 4 units of alcohol a weekend, don't tend to have takeaways or fast food, I would wish for a kinder world, I like to be a little bit "eco"... god, I sound boring don't I?
Let's be anti-boring!

Let's get fucked up! I used to hang around some of the Scottish BDSM scene 10 years ago, but nothing came of it - but time to try again and fix this pesky repressed, inexperienced fantasist issue of mine! Try me with whatever fetishes and kinks you have, I want to explore it all, the more extreme your fantasies, the more you'll probably excite me - I'm looking to try anything\* - twice, just to be sure ;) Ideally, the dream would be to become enslaved into a pretty consummate lifestyle of lots of bondage and you using me to satiate your need of recreational sadistic mindfuckery. One thing I do know for sure though, is that I have sensitive nipples you can play with...

Wherefore art thou Romeo?: If we progress offline I'm looking for an equal in life outside of kink - so similar age, no kids, no smoking, and if things progress physically/sexually, be of mind that if you're more than comfortably curvaceously voluptuous, you might be an ill fit for an active person and that might not attract me sexually. HOWEVER, I'm really disability-friendly.

*what I don't think I'd like (RED!):

• Diapers, babyplay, littles, etc., and ageplay
• exhibitionism and playing in front of non-consensual public
• Feet. (and shoes etc too. big shiny spiky boots look hot but I'm not gonna start licking them or anything)
• Furries, plushies.
• Smoking / Feeding fetishes.
• sissification
• Cuckolding (as the neutered party)
• Petplay / pony / puppy.
• Letting money get involved anywhere
• Sploshing
• Cum-eating
• Fire… isn't erotic to me. I would maybe be interested in learning how to safely play and provide those skills as a top, but I don't think I could be passionate about it.
• Body writing isn't the right sort of humiliation in my mind.
• Forced bi.

I appreciate the odds of anyone reaching out is nigh on nil, but even if you stumble across this ad and it's ancient, do feel free to message me about your dream dungeon setup / favourite cheeses all the same.