Hello and thank you for stopping by my ad!

This is going to be as much an exercise in creative writing as it is an ad, since simply listing a smear of statistics that vaguely describe myself sounds miserable and I have failed to bring myself to do so countless times now. If that's not your cup of coffee, you may kindly add sugar and cream to this post until it resembles what you are looking for and proceed to feel refreshed all the same.

With that out of the way...

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Let me tell you about myself!

I'm 31. I'm a writer, a storyteller, a teller of tall tales, a teller of small tales, and quite frequently I'll prop those tales up in front of a magic box that makes it so you can watch those tales on other magic boxes. I also teach other people how to use those magic boxes, along with lights, and actions, at what one might refer to as a university.

Fear not, if that made no sense to you, the following certainly will throw your head into a spin! (Which you might not like, but now that you know it's gonna happen, hasn't the fear gone down a little?)

In my spare time I like to throw click clack math rocks known as dice on a table with friends to facilitate the telling of a collective story with a common trope of including dragons living in dungeons. I love reading and will ask you about your favorite fantasy novel. If you so not have one, I said what I would do. Sue me?

In regards to my, ahem, desire to serve, I shall say the following.

I have, ironically, only experienced being served in past in-person relationships. However, I have explored online and can attest that I feel far more comfortable in my proper place, kneeling before my queen. Submission calms the anxious thoughts in my brain and refocuses me.

I could now give you that smear of kinks, but it would still be more prudent to say that I like most I've experienced, want to experience as many things as possible, feel a general desire please, identify as a masochist, and love when a Domme can take hold of my mind and keep me held hostage. And if you want a list, that's what reaching out to me is for.

Things I don't want to experience include toilet stuff, illegal stuff, body mod stuff, age play stuff, blood stuff, and a preference for not involving others in said stuff.

Appearance wise, I have brown locks, a beard kept trimmed, glasses, and what I would call a muscular dad bod. Cute would describe me more than rugged.

A mental note, I have OCD, and that tends to flavor my needs, especially in relationships. I can explain more about that, but that topic would shift the tone of this ad, and so I'll leave you with my OCD can best be described as contamination OCD. Yes I've had therapy for it as well.

Now, who might I be looking for? Good question.

— I want a woman I can cherish who will cherish me — Ideally she has taken between 20 and 35 trips around the sun — Has a sadistic streak, but can also be sweet, caring, and strict — Enjoys both adventures and nerdy pastimes — Is looking for something long-lasting — Wants a dynamic that can evolve with our needs as life's seasons change, whether that be low protocol one day and TPE the next — Enjoys deep discussions and connection — Is looking for a best friend just as much as she's looking for someone to torment

Anywho, thank you for sticking it out through this ad, please leave any positive reviews in my chats.

Have a lovely day!