♫♫♫♫I dont care what we do... as long as you... get your wayyyy♫♫♫. Thank you for singing my fun little tune! I though a fun little tune would be more fun then a terribly tacky ryhem, but I'm filled with all kinds of whimsy sarcasm.

If reading that snippet, and you thought, "Wow, this guy is fun" well, I have some good news for you, I am! I like to consider myself a hoot-and-a-half, and a generally fun person to chat with, or play with. I am looking for someone who would like to use me for more then just a toy, Id like to be virtual friends as well. You, know, the kind of person you can send memes too, and vice versa. However, if your not into that, I understand, you can use me and throw me away too, that's perfectly fine, its your time, do with it what you please!

A little about me! I'm 35, so in my mid-life crisis era.. thank you, thank you! Bald, beard, hairy, large, and not really in charge. I have many hobbies, such as, 3d printing, gaming, reading, hiking/ camping, gardening, general tinkering. I have been told I am a funny person, so that's nice! My life is chaos, but I like to take time out of my day to chat and play.

Kink stuff, at this point, this isn't all that important, but if you have made it this far, its worth learning about I suppose! Chastity, anal, bondage, edging, denial, cum play, slight feminization and more, im sure. I like to think of myself as bi-curious. I have never done anything with another guy, but Im not opposed to it! I am open to trying things and learning, and exploring, if I didn't life would be boring. I have a metric fuck ton of toys and what-not, so there would be no lacking of fun thing to choose from!

Lastly, I would like to thank you for making it this far into the post, I really appreciate the time you have spent to read this, and I sincerely hope to be hearing from you soon!