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29 [M4F] Goofy Virgin Looking For Someone to talk to in #Texas or #Online (oh God, this is a trilogy now, isn't it?)
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I_aem_Smrat is a male age 29 looking for a female in Texas
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I'm baaaackkk..! Gosh, I guess I really did sell my soul to Hollywood! This is my third post so far. Good news though! I haven't fired any of my writers yet (dam union strikes!), though I do plan on working them to the bone to get my franchise off the ground!

Well, I hope you're enjoying your Friday (morning? evening??), so let me get started.

About my appearance: I'm Latino, still 5'11, definitely have a dad bod, and definitely super nerdy. Maybe thats why I'm still a virgin?? 😅 Some say I look like a professor, so I've included a pic of myself for your viewing pleasure. Let me know what your opinion is! 😆 https://imgur.com/a/GIUuCG3

So, a little basic info about me: I'm definitely trying to get in shape! I'm trying to get back into jogging every evening, 5 days a week, to reach my current goal of 3 miles in 30 minutes. I looove small animals (squirrels, frogs, and birds, oh my!), board games, and enjoy geeking out over Axis and Allies, my current obsession. And not to sound basic, but I'm also into DnD, anime, and video games... Let me know your recommendations and favorites! I need to add more to my watch list. Anyway, I enjoy working with electronics like modding game consoles, like the Switch, which makes sense when you consider that I'm an engineer!

Now, what brings me here? Obviously, we both know why I'm posting an r4r ad here 😆. To be a little more specific, I'd like to meet someone who shares my sense of humor, can talk about anything with, and be my friend. I tend to give all my attention to someone I'm really interested in and, honestly, I'm tired of being ghosted or one-night chats.😮‍💨 With that in mind, I'd prefer if you were 24 years old and relatively close by. I'd love to meet a domme (or at least a switch) who shares my interest in gentle femdom/mommydom (thought honestly, I wouldn't mind it either if someone wants to use me as roughly as Nintendo does its customers 😝).

I'm open to talking more about kinks, sex, and whatnot, but I'm not expecting nor demanding a kink dispenser. Online is preferred for now since I'm not looking for something too serious, but I'd like to find someone to talk to on the phone on a regular basis. Im really into roleplay so Id love to hear your fantasies. Though, I will say some hard limits for me are poop, blood, knives, and pegging. 😅😅

What would we talk about? I'd love to have someone to text or call throughout the day and late at night. I have an odd schedule where I'm either very busy or have a lot of free time, lol. I've met some nice people in other subreddits, but it never works out. I had to take a mental break from it all honestly and stay off the internet for a bit. I'm better now though and ready to talk again 😁

I want the type of connection where we can send random memes and videos to each other, rant about drama and struggles, or chat about fun, common interests. Maybe I can teach you circuit analysis, and you can teach me something (like how to get around Nintendo's copyrights). And, if you're horny, you'll know who to call 😉

If I've caught your interest, please let me know! I respond really fast when I'm not busy or in class, lol. Thanks again for your time, and I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day 😊

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