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19 [M4F] #UK I'm a freaky little #London dwelling goblin looking for a fellow goblin just as freaky as me
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CardiologistLow9036 is a male age 19 looking for a female in United Kingdom
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Oh woe is me boo hoo hoo, woe is me, you see I get out a lot, I meet new people a lot, I love the people I meet, but due to several cruel twists of fate mixed with my own lovely decisions they're all significantly older than me, me want woman my age to tickle top of scalp, and other cavemanish pontifications. That's why I'm here, I'm looking for awesome women who are local and awesome, but if you're awesome then why would you pick me, great question you awesome person.

I'm turning 20 soon, I work out, I do martial arts, my career of choice is something that I'm not willing to discuss off the bat but it is pretty cool, awesome even. I'm a huge gun autist, looking to get into legal sport shooting (that shit is a nightmare in the UK like DAMN) I DRAW I LOVE DRAWING I will totally draw diagrams of things we should do,I will draw my OCs and give them extensive lore, I will draw my own reaction images, I draw.

As far as me as a romantic/sexual partner goes. I'm a sub, surprise surprise, as far as non sex interaction goes I'm into being little spooned, backpacked, being told what to do in small ways (that shit has me especially weak) laying in ones lap and having my hair stroked for hours. Talking about random nonsense, and licking the top of fingernails. I'm extremely talkative and just a little clingy, I'm the type that will always let you know if i have to stop texting for a given amount of time and will hope that you do the same, I love yapping and listening and having back and forth conversations, I just love girls fr.

Sex stuff: I'm a complete freak ridden rat, however I'd like to mark a distinction between the kinks I KNOW I like, and the ones I'd like to try out

What I'm sure I like: pegging, edging, chastity(but not permanent, it just doesn't work with the schedule) CT (no b, I learned that one the hard way, well maybe a little bit of b, we'll see as we go along), humiliation, degredation, bondage, idk the me for this but being tied up and teased for incredibly extended periods of time, giving head

What I think I'll like but don't know for sure and wanna try: sph, issue here is that I'm just a little bit too big for it, not a monster by any means, just a little above average, so this'll depend on what you consider to be an s-p, "public" humiliation, like making me do funny things and sending them to your friends. Cuckolding, this is one that I'm expecting to not like so much but I'd be lying if I said i wasn't curious

If you completely don't care for that second list then I don't mind if you outright ignore it, just say so.

Limits: scat, gore, forced bi, iceplay, and circumcision humiliation, as a side note yes I'm cut, wasn't really my choice, I'm not religious these days, but this here is a PSA for the lovely ladies of this subreddit, DO NOT. MAKE A THING OUT OF IT WITHOUT EXPLICITLY DISCUSSING, the number of times I've been having the time of my life on call or cam only to be told "oh fuck yeah... Stroke that deformed broken Jewish fucking penis" is non-zero, it's above one!!! This is a turn off for me, and I'm stunned that I've had to put this here but hey life is like that

Misc: I'm 5'3 (I know, I know), have a sharp jawline, with a niced toned body, twinky with a healthy dose of muscle, abs, and so forth, I have a deep ish voice. Brown soft hair, glasses. I really like spenidng extended periods of time on call even if we don't say anything, I have several scars and cuts on my body, the biggest being on my back, I'd prefer if questions about these were kept to a minimum.

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IDFK, honestly I don't have very strict "type" or "preference" be generally in shape, shower regularly speak decent English... That's kinda it? No real racial preferences, no preference for height, facial features asset size blah blah, I actually really do love different features differently, no one is better than the other to me, like shorter than me is great, taller than me is great for different reasons, like I love them both, if I had my way the perfect girl would be like a xylophone that I can stretch and squish to my whims, just be fun and authentic and yeah this ad is long, you get the idea.

Send a message, be fun please, if I see one "are you looking for a mistress" I'm gonna get full on 1950s work whistle angry, be between 18-25, some exceptions will be made here. I'd like for this to eventually make it into the real world so locals are preferred.

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