(I’ve tried to write this six or seven times with little success, so if you are reading this somethings finally gone right. Warning Long post ahead.)

Thank you so much for taking the time to click on this. Don’t worry, I know the title might make it seem like I'm a little lost around these parts, but I’m pretty sure I am in the right place.

Hi, as the title says, I’m a shy country boy and although living out in the sticks comes with a lot of advantages. It makes meeting people kinda... difficult. But thanks to the internet, I’m hoping I might get the chance to meet some fellow weirdos.

I want to start this off by just saying, yes, I am a real person, not some advanced chatbot plotting the downfall of the human race, or is that exactly what a chatbot would say? If you want proof, feel free to scroll though my profile. No machine could ever replicate that level of natural cringe.

Anyway, I think I'm a pretty functional person, I work super hard, have a good number of close friends and I even take time to look after myself. I guess what I'm trying to say is I do have a life, hopes, dreams and ambitions, I’m not someone sitting around all day waiting for “Mommy” to come “fix” them.

This next bit, I want to go into a lot more detail about myself, so I apologise if you fall asleep.

About me:

Physically I am a tall (6’1”) white male, with a pretty average build. Short, messy, soft dark brown hair with the brown eyes to match, although only one of them works. My features are pretty soft and I've got dimples when I smile which I've been told are cute. I try to work out multiple times a week and eat as healthily as possible while still eating the stuff I enjoy. Honestly I’ve never thought much of my looks, I’m definitely not something special, although I have caught people checking out my ass so I must have that going for me.

My personality (buckle in for this roller coaster) I am a shy and soft spoken person. I don’t like being the centre of attention. I’m one hundred percent an introvert, my idea of heaven is a comfy blanket on the sofa with a good film. Hell on the other hand would be a loud and crowded nightclub. I’m not good at taking completements and fluster way too easily, I've been told I'm too innocent for my own good before. Also I'm a bit of a crier, when it comes to anything sad or way to happy. Definitely a nerd, but I also try to be as caring and helpful as possible to the people in my life. I'm emotional mature and know how to treat others with respect.

Although I am very shy as you’ve now seen multiple times I am able to open up if others do the same with me and after some time to get comfortable I can be quite the yapper about my nerdy interests. I am blessed or maybe cursed depending on how you look at it with the personality of the average house pet, I'm devoutly loyal, run on affection and there's a point behind my ear that if you scratch my brain will turn off. I also turn a little non verbal when I'm very comfortable.

I’ve always been somewhat feminine, I’ve never been big into sports, and I've always had a major soft spot for anything cute. My friends like to paint me with the femboy brush and ever since the world nearly ended I've lent into it and found its makes me a lot happier, even if it still feels a tiny bit embarrassing. I do suffer a little with my mental health but it never stops me from trying my hardest.

I work in the marine sector and have done so for the last seven years. I love being out on the water and I'm passionate about Sealife (except birds, I don’t like birds) and nautical history. As the title says I’ve grown up in the sticks and so I've had some experience with farming and I'm definitely out of place in a city.

Hobbies wise, there’s a number of things I enjoy. I love baking and cooking and following recipes to make sweet things for all my co-workers to indulge. I like to hang out with my friends and watch movies together and play games. I like plushies and my bed now resembles and aquarium. I also enjoy watching all manor of tv shows (currently working though every season of house) and anime (really enjoyed Dungeon meshi and Dandadan last year) I also really enjoy cosplay as it scratches the creative part of my brain, although I haven’t done it recently. Also , sadly, a furry (I know cringe).

I'm single, in fact I’ve never really been in an “official” relationship. I'm not a walking red flag or anything like that, I’ve just never really met the right person for me or the kind of people I've been right for, even know I have met some amazing people in the past. I’m Demi, meaning it takes a lot for me to build up a sexual attraction to someone, as such I express my love through affection.

Anything else. I’m a non-smoker, barely drink and am absolutely clean of any forms of drugs.

And I think that's it, there can’t be much more to say about myself so now lets move on.

What I’m looking for:

This section is the harder part to write.

I’m looking for someone who’s able to text on the daily, in the morning and evenings if our schedules allow. I’d love to be able to talk though each others days and all the things that have happened, and I’d love somewhere to be able to send cute and kinky memes. My primary platform is discord as I don’t use most other social media. If we click really well and enjoy each other company then over time I'm more then happy to move from texting to voice and eventually even video calls.

I have no requirements when it comes to the type of people I'm looking for, I’m open to all skin colours, body types, genders and personalities. I get on pretty well with alternative people and I find being open in life to difference is always a strength. It would be cool if we shared some hobbies though, as it might make conversing a little easier. Open to folks from anywhere but be aware, from experience times zones can make things more difficult.

So why am I posting here amongst the lionesses, well as I said before I’m pretty good at holding together a job and a social life but when it come to my hobbies it turns out I’m a chronic procrastinator, and that's where you come in.

I’m hoping to meet someone dominate leaning who can help give a push me to be a better and stop wasting my time watching YouTube. I’m looking for a gentle yet firm hand who’s happy to use reward and punishment alongside some daily check-ins to get me to engage with the things I enjoy. Is this the healthy way to deal with this? probably not, but it does seem kinda fun to give it a try.

If we connect well then I’m very open to allowing a bit more subtle control for those that enjoy a bit of micromanagement. Maybe you could pick out my shirt for the day or set a simple task to be completed. I feel like there’s ample opportunity for both sides to enjoy here.

I’m open to a relationship, but its definitely not a requirement here. I want to meet and get to know each other and if there's a spark then I don’t mind lighting a fire and getting the chance to meet in person one day but that's in no way expected, we can still just be friends with an odd connection. I am not interested in polyamory so please don’t ask.

I’m open to all experience levels. If this is just a causal Tuesday for you or a first time, I don’t mind. Same as if you wish to use this as a morbid scientific experiment, I'm more then a willing test subject. However I am not interested in exchanging any sort of payment for services so if that’s your thing then please don’t waste your time here.

Requirements:

- Be able to text daily when schedules allow and be able to hold a conversation outside of kink.

- Be emotionally mature and put work, friends and family before this.

- Be in the age range of 20 - 35.

- Enjoy and thrive on having subtle control over others.

Wow that tool a while, anyway only one section left to go.

The kinky bit:

I'm not going to delve too much into this section here as I believe its much better to have this conversation in private. But yes, I am kinky and for me its the gentler side of kink that interests me. I’m one hundred percent a sub and I don’t have a dominate bone in my body as my friends like to tease me about.

There is one bit I'd like to go into from the section above, and that's with the right person I’d really like to extend that subtle control into handing over my “digital” key. I’ve played with cages before but only on my own so it would be pretty much starting from scratch, so if your willing to put in the time training a house pet then I'd be more then a little interested.

I’m going to put some hard limits here as I don’t wish to waste the time of anyone who gets enjoyment from these as I simple cannot engage with them. Watersports / toilet play, Abdl / mdlb, Findom, Cuckolding, excessive pain, excessive humiliation, race play, exhibitionism, public, blackmail, permanent damage or marks and of course anything actually illegal.

Wrapping it all up:

If you made it this far, then you deserve a medal.

If your interest has been peaked at any point feel free to reach out in PMs or DMs, I haven’t done anything like this in a very long time and never used to get much of a response so rest assured I will respond to any and every message I get, even if its just to answer a question.

If you do take the time to respond I do ask that you up a little bit of effort in. There’s over one thousand words about me above and no I’m not expected an essay in return but I’d love to hear who you are and why you think we’d get along well. Be sure to include cookies or brownies? and why? (lets me know you’ve made it this far.)

Thank you so much for taking the time to read this and best of luck in finding what you are looking for.

Have a fantastic life.