I'm white, 5'6, 130lbs, slightly fit, averagely attractive (imho), and introverted (INT-J), with brown hair and garbage eyesight. I'm like a straight twink - slender without much body hair. I'm an extremely accommodating and affectionate man, and I'll be an obedient husband. I'm seeking a dominant woman aged 18 to early 30s, living within four hours of Livermore. I'm not interested in hookups, online relationships, or non-monogamy. I'll send SFW pics first if you can send your own in response.

About me:

I try to be not only whimsical and odd to the people around me, but also vaguely threatening. I'm into animals, programming, crimes, piano, shooting, and cycling. Most of that is untrue. I write a program once every few months. I bought a piano years ago and have procrastinated on learning how to play. I haven't owned a bicycle since the one I stole got stolen. Rather than having hobbies, I have fixations that change monthly and dreams I let wither. The only consistent hobbies I have are watching youtube, eating the skin off my lower lip, and imagining how great everything would be if I was the president. I currently spend most of my time stacking paper and talking to myself.

I used to be a cringe gamer. I'll get back into it if you need a subby pocket medic to call you Mommy in voice chat :3. I like nature but I really only go outside to go to work. I like trying new things, but I'm not motivated to go out alone. I'm into bands like AM, CWK, FOB, GA, ID, Joywave, Muse, RHCP, and The Strokes. I absolutely LOVE speeding at night while singing along to TOP. I'm very organized and sanitary. As a radical introvert, I never choose to be around other people. I'm quiet and socially awkward, yet I swallowed a hot dog in front of all of my coworkers. It wasn't at a party or anything. They were talking about work stuff, and I got in the middle of the room and said "excuse me everyone" and proceeded to shove a wiener down my throat with my finger. I only drink socially, meaning rarely. I've never done drugs, but I'll try anything once. A really thoughtful birthday gift from you would be to inject me with some hardcore drug without telling me what it is. I won't be able to get addicted if I don't even know what to look for more of. I have two associate's degrees, but I'll get a bachelor's in something at some point.

I will touch any animal that lets me get close. Birds can't escape once I GET them. I picked up and talked to an injured seagull, and he bit me even though I was being so nice to him. I'm trying to catch the stray cats at work by placing a can of sardines under a box that's propped up on one side by a stick. I think dog food smells good. I like bugs, and I peacefully put them outside if they're chill, except for spiders. Spiders get to stay as long as they keep to the ceiling. Dolphins were always my favorite animal, and I like that they're a little freaky.

About you:

I'm looking for a perfect match, so my requirements are not flexible. I'd rather castrate myself and get a bunch of cats than settle on any of this, and I'm fully aware that that's the more likely outcome. Maybe we can go on a date just for fun if you live nearby, but I'm looking for someone to start a family with, so we have to share the same values. On that note, you need to want kids and you can't already have any. I'm an atheist/agnostic, so I'm not looking for anyone who's avidly religious. I'm fine with spirituality if it's a minor part of your life, but I'm not dragging our kids to church. I voted for Orange Hitler, and I'm only looking to date a fascist, centrist, or someone apolitical who is annoyed by wokeness. I listen to political podcasts at work, and I'll talk about politics with people who agree, but I'm not that political. I wouldn't vote if the ballot wasn't mailed to me, and I don't get into arguments with people over things that neither of us can change. I don't agree with the Republicans on everything. For example, while I hate Democrat politicians and the media, I hate fetuses much more. Sometimes I get so angry while thinking about fetuses that I have to take my revolver out of my desk and grip it really tight for a few minutes until I calm down. I'm also not homophobic, because sometimes the best furry porn I can find is gay. We don't need to agree on everything, but there's one thing I'll bring up privately which is a dealbreaker for me.

The most important thing about you is that you're loyal. I don't want to hear from you if you've ever cheated or have even felt tempted. I honestly think that adultery should be a crime, because it's evil. Polyamory and cuckoldry are also not up for consideration and never will be. You should be disgusted by the idea of sharing your partner or letting him watch from the closet as a much more attractive and virile man shares deep inside you, then orders your partner to lap it up like a thirsty dog.

You must be intelligent and able to hold interesting conversations. The internet said I have an IQ of 135, which puts me in the 99th percentile. You must prove yourself worthy by deciphering one of my secret languages while under a challenging yet reasonable time constraint. You also need to be willing to communicate at all times. I don't like yelling and I don't get passive aggressive. I'm willing to consider other points of view and resolve all disagreements respectfully. I'll always be straightforward about how I feel, though I find it hard to be brutally honest, and I'll only keep two secrets. I would expect all of the same qualities from you.

My only body requirements are that you're female and generally below 180 lbs. If you're tall or muscular, you may be healthy at that number, but it's already officially overweight at my height. I hate making people feel unwanted, but I'll politely reject any BBWs who message me. I don't care about cup size, height, hair color, hair length, or whatever, though I won't pretend that I don't care at all about attractiveness. I care more about the other things I've mentioned, but even if everything we talk about sounds great, I'm shallow enough to lose my enthusiasm once I see your face. I'm probably a 3-7 based on who's measuring, so that's what I'm looking for.

It would be great if you're into fitness or the outdoors. I don't mind if we stay inside most of the time, but I'd like to occasionally go out and do something with you, like hiking, fishing, archery, tennis, or whatever you can think of. We could be each other's motivators at the gym. I think watching sports is cringe, but I'd participate and probably dominate because I'm naturally better than everybody else. I don't do any of that shit currently, which is why I'd like it if you did, so you can bring me along.

I'd love to belong to a badass woman who would join me to investigate a noise in the middle of the night, shoot the intruder as he's running away, and liquify him in a vat of acid. It would be so hot if you could pay the bill at a restaurant without tipping, because tipping is stupid but I'm a huge pussy. You should also love creatures and be willing to touch them with me. I hope you aren't afraid of insects and you'll also let the spider chill at the corner of the ceiling, but I'll put him outside if you need me to. Ideally, we would both like the same music and you can tell me that my singing sounds like shit, freeing me from my delusion.

First date:

Your needs, wants, comfort, and satisfaction will be my obsession. I want to be available at your convenience, so I'll travel up to three hours to meet you in your hometown. I like driving, but that's as far as I'll go. We can go anywhere you want, and if we go to a few places, I'd like to drive you around while you control the music and AC. Obviously you should be in charge, so I'll follow your lead and do as you say. I'm fine with the driving, but you would need to have the whole day set aside and be willing to generally split the costs. If we agree to meet, I'll be sad and angry if you don't show up, but I'm not entitled to anything more than your sincere effort to get to know me.

Ideally, we'd end the day snuggling somewhere cozy while watching cat videos or just talking. I keep my car perfectly clean and uncluttered, so we could cuddle in the back seat. We could cuddle on your bed if you want to invite me over to your place, or you can invite yourself over to mine if you're nearby. I'm normal and can be trusted with knowledge of where you sleep. You won't see me complaining if you're cuddly from the moment we meet, but I won't be bitter if you never are.

You'll be in control of any escalations in intimacy. That means I'll only touch you if you touch me first, then give me permission to react. I won't ask to cuddle, so please remember that I'll be waiting on you to suggest it, because I'll probably really want to. I won't make any suggestions, let alone try to pressure you into sex. I feel like that assures you that my idea of a successful date isn't just that I convinced you to fuck me, and that I'm actually interested in getting to know you. It also shows me, if we end up getting physical, that you wanted it enough to take the initiative, which is something I need because of cringe emotional issues. I don't mean to be infantilizing, like you can't be expected to say no when you don't want to do something, I just have a general fear of imposing on people. I'm fine with taking things as slow as you want. If you don't want to go slow, and this all sounds stupid, I'd enjoy being flattered by your advances. For me, it's not bad or awkward to talk about any sexual topics that you bring up, and since I did say your wants would be my obsession, maybe we could do something.

Long term:

I'm generally a people pleaser, but when it comes to you, that would be an understatement. I'd love it if you let me serve you, as long as you aren't just selfish and you make your appreciation clear. It would be fulfilling for me. I'm not looking for a TPE dynamic, but you can have nearly full control over joint decisions as well as some decisions that would typically be mine to make, like what I wear. Most of the time I want to be your best friend, and I want to feel respected and equal to you, but whenever you want something, I'll be your enthusiastically submissive servant.

The whole point of dating for me is to eventually get married. I'd wait at least a year, and I have no problem with you proposing. I don't believe in saving sex for marriage, but I'd happily wait for months if you want me to. I don't care about my last name, so I'll gladly take yours. I actually don't care about my first name either, so you can pick a new one for me if you want.

My dream is to own a small house on a few acres with a bunch of animals, and to belong to the perfect woman who will always know that I'm so happy to be hers. I'll be realistic, but I want cats, a husky, fish, chickens, ducks, goats, and bees. I'm not talking about a whole ass farm, just a nice variety of pets, some of which I can suck nourishing secretions out of. I also want a shooting range, vegetables, and like 20 different fruit trees. We could also just live in a suburb if you want, since that all seems like a lot of work. Regardless, we will only have grass if we have goats to eat it, which is my biggest requirement of all. Lawns are a waste of time and water, so we'll have moss, and that's final. Having moss is more important to me than having a wife. You simply can't compete, so if you don't like moss, get the fuck out of here.

I want to adopt, but I don't want the government up my ass because you shouldn't have to share it. I'm fine with making a few kids, despite the risk of passing on whichever genes made me like this, if you don't mind being pregnant. We could also just steal newborns from people who don't deserve them, then say they came out of you. I'll get a vasectomy whenever we've decided to cease production. I'd never consider having you use any kind of birth control that you don't like using. We won't give our kids brainrot machines so they'll leave us alone. I want to actually be a good parent, so I'm gonna feed them supplements and make them expand the vast tunnel system under our house, to build character.

I don't have a solid idea of how much each of us should work. It would be nice if at least one of us could only work part time. If you already have a career and you want a stay at home husband, I'll be your trad malewife. I'll wear a catboy maid outfit while I clean, I'll greet you with a kiss when you get home, and you can beat me if dinner isn't ready. Regardless of who's bringing in the bread, you can control the finances as long as you value saving and investing.

Love languages:

All of the love languages make me feel fuzzy, but physical touch is my favorite. If you want to cuddle, you don't need to hesitate, because I do too. We can spend hours cuddling and I'll beg you to stay a little longer when it gets late. I'd immensely appreciate any small physical interaction which indicates that you like being close to me, like if you hold my hand whenever I'm driving. I'd love to be invited to lay down next to you and rest my head on your lap as you run your fingers through my hair. I like being submissive while cuddling, but I'll happily take up any position that lets us sink into each other. I'm not afraid to cuddle in public, and I don't care if people can tell that you're in charge.

I'd love to provide unprompted acts of service to let you know that you're always on my mind. I'd do chores for you, show up with your favorite drink, learn how to massage you, or really do whatever I think will make your day better. When you're on your period, I'll do anything I can to ease your pain and help you relax. I want to fully dedicate myself to your comfort when you're suffering, so you don't need to worry about feeling selfish no matter what you ask me for.

I'd give you gifts, but only thoughtful ones. I think cut flowers and diamonds are stupid. I don't like wasteful traditions, so don't expect an expensive wedding ring from me. If you propose, I don't want you wasting our money on an expensive ring either. I'm saving to buy us a house, preferably in a different state, not a rock. Still, I'd love to give you meaningful gifts, without being limited to the few days every year when I'm expected to. I'd save them for when you're having a bad day, so I could try to make it better.

Affirmation makes me very uncomfortable because I feel like I never deserve it, so you should force me to get used to it. I want you to convince me that you're glad I exist, and I want to erase any stupid insecurities you might have. I'd love to let you know that you're the first thing I think of when I wake up, either with a kiss or a text. I know I normally come off as cold and self-centered, so nobody would guess that I want to constantly remind a woman that she's the most important thing in my life. I yearn to be super mushy and affectionate, and again, I don't care who sees it.

I want to spend as much quality time with you as possible. I don't like trying new things alone, because it reminds me that I'd rather have someone special to share the experience with. I'd want to go everywhere and try everything with you, then have long conversations at night, where we say we need to go to sleep but we're still talking about our plans two hours later.

Consent:

You deserve to always feel safe, knowing that you have complete control over your own body and that your boundaries won't be crossed. I also want to feel safe and respected (though not always in control), so I'd delight in the opportunity to give you my consent for anything intimate. I think it's really sweet and sexy to let your partner know that you care more about making them feel safe and listened to than you do about wanting to fuck.

You don't need my consent to touch me platonically, but I'll assume that I need yours. I won't try to turn cuddling into sex - that would be up to you if you want. If I ever feel the need to tell you to slow down, that's not a big deal for me, and I'll at least be glad to know you're interested, but I won't risk putting you in that position. I might actually cry if I feel like I made you feel disregarded, even if you insist that I did nothing wrong. I want to believe I'm a good person, and that I'm honest, so if I were to go too far despite promising that you could rely on me to not overstep your boundaries, I'd be sad. I'm not trying to imply that I'd be the one to deserve pity if I did, I'm trying to explain how my morality works and how important your consent is to me. I need to feel confident that what I'm doing is wanted, so I need enthusiastic consent. I think consent should eventually be implied after months of building trust, in case you were worried that I'd always be like this. Until you set rules that are more relaxed, I'll go ahead and annoy you with how diligent I am about getting your consent.

If you tell me beforehand that you want our first date to be platonic, but you predictably start getting carried away due to my flawless body and unmatched rizz, I'll kill the momentum and give you time to consider whether things are moving too fast for you. I don't want to be someone's regret, so I'd rather cuddle if there's any chance of that. There's always next time to decide that we should go further, and if we've been drinking, it would absolutely have to wait. I wouldn't call myself a male feminist, because I think that term is poisoned by radicals and wolves in sheep's clothing. I just feel like men who think with their dicks are cringe.

Sex:

God damn, this section takes up half the post. How embarrassing. It gets progressively more graphic, so you should skip to the conclusion if you feel like you've read too much. Anyway, I'd wait patiently if you wanted me to, but you should know about some of this to make sure we're compatible.

My hard limits are the obviously gross stuff, anything illegal, CBT, findom, ageplay, cuckoldry, and polyamory. Please stay away if you're into that. If you're willing to be in a monogamous relationship, but polyamory or cuckoldry appeals to you even a little, then I'm not interested in you. If you tell me on our 10 year anniversary that you've secretly always wanted to change my diaper, I'm leaving with the kids. I also don't like sadism/masochism, humiliation, degradation, chastity cages, or TPE. It might be okay if you see some appeal in those, but I don't think I'll ever change my mind on them. I'm not into the standard BDSM aesthetic of leather, whips, bruises, and medieval looking restraints. I think sex should feel comfy and loving, and like we couldn't be more connected and obsessed with each other. I don't think it should include pain or insecurity, though I'll still try anything once.

My biggest fetish is giving pleasure (seriously, I'll explain), and others are gentle femdom, less gentle femdom, foreplay, edging, orgasm control, overstimulation, teasing, begging, praise, cunnilingus, creampies, breeding, aftercare, and mommy/mistress/puppy/good boy talk. As you can see, I have the best kinks. I don't have any porn-brained or weirdly specific fetishes, but I wish furries were real. If they were, I wouldn't be fucking with any of you filthy primates. I'm not gay, but I'd fuck a fit fox guy way before considering a human woman. I think I'd like body worship, bondage, pegging, choking, and CNC, and probably anything else I haven't mentioned that doesn't make either of us feel unloved or inadequate. I think anal is gross, but if you wanna don the strap I'll bounce on it and moan like a girl. There are jokes in this post, but this isn't one of them. I WILL let you fuck me with the strap, and I WILL moan effeminately. I'd prefer that it's a bad dragon strap, because I don't wanna look down and see a human cock in my ass, since I'm not gay, as you know.

I'm kind of demisexual, and I don't need sex. For me, sex should be about bonding with and satisfying the woman who makes my life worth living. Sex can be part of figuring out who that woman is, but I'd never want to have a FWB, be in a situationship, or meet someone just to fuck, and I'd especially never pay for porn or sex. Maybe that's just called having standards, but that stuff doesn't appeal to me. I also don't "mentally undress" women like all other guys apparently do. Whenever a guy points out a supposed baddie walking by or shows me one on his phone, I don't have much to say because it's not interesting to me. I've never really paid any attention to women, and didn't start trying to date until somewhat recently. My libido is easily controlled, and I wouldn't be surprised if yours is higher. I don't think about sex throughout the day, but I'm easily aroused when someone shows interest, so you could get me in the mood anytime. I wouldn't complain if you only wanted sex once a week, but I honestly think I could keep for an hour every day.

I don't have strong opinions about waiting. If we clearly like each other, I won't mind if you kiss me and see where it goes from there by the end of the first date. I'll use full protection until we both get tested, but we could passionately kiss, lick, and bite each other all over. I don't have any STDs, and I don't plan on having any to share with my future soulmate. If that sounds boring, our second date can be at a clinic. We can hold hands while they draw our blood and you can comfort me because I'm afwaid of needles. Within a week, I could be eating your pussy like it's peanut butter, which is a food I eat quite often. I have no experience, but I'm apparently a natural at kissing. I have no egotistical objections to the fact that you're the only expert in pleasing you. Giving you as much pleasure as you're capable of receiving is all I'd want to do, so I'd love to humbly follow your instructions, and I'd leave plenty of space for them in my head. I know you'd find it easy to forget that it's my first time.

This part is very personal and cringe, and probably weird even for a submissive guy. Our first time would be a vulnerable and emotional experience for me, so you would need to be extremely gentle and caring. I'd honestly prefer to just satisfy you the whole time as you hold me, encourage me, and instruct me. Afterwards, I'd like to cuddle extensively with a lot of pillow talk. I might be comfortable with reciprocation, but what I can safely say is that I'd really enjoy being pet and praised while I please you, so reciprocation just isn't necessary and I won't bring it up if you don't want me to. Receiving pleasure is emotionally complicated for me, and I could cry even with these limits. I would need you to hold me until I calm down and tell me that it's okay to be emotional with you, that I've been doing a good job, and that you're glad to have me with you. With all that being said, please don't lead me on just because you want a living sex toy who will eat you out whenever you tell him to. Conversely, don't put off sex because I seem damaged and you feel like you'd be exploiting me. Even if I'm so cringe that I start crying, it doesn't mean that I regret what's happening, and I'd appreciate being emotionally supported. I understand if this all quickly made the idea of me unattractive, but I hope you're actually kinda into it. I want to be with a woman who feels a desire to comfort and protect me when I cry. If it happens during sex, I'd probably either be fine with resuming after a while, or I might really, really want to. If you don't want to, it should be because you just really want to cuddle after that, not because I ruined the mood and disappointed you.

Once we eventually get comfortable with each other and I stop being cringe, I'll be extremely accommodating to you. As a service-oriented sub, providing service is my biggest turn on. The most important and arousing thing to me is pleasing you, so while I might have preferences, one of them is for you to let yours triumph over mine. I want to give you all the pleasure you deserve by being whatever you need me to be, even dominant if you want, though it feels right to be womanhandled. If you want me to do all the work, you can sit back and command me or just let your body tell me when I'm doing something right. Even if I beg desperately for reciprocation, I'll always enjoy being your source of pleasure. If you'd rather take full control, you can push me down and use me as your toy, and you don't need to treat me delicately. I'd love to feel your power as you grab me and move me into different positions, making it clear that my body is yours to do whatever you want with. If you want to focus on me, I'll beg for your permission to serve you first, up until you tell me to shut up and enjoy it. Since I'll belong to you completely, I'll only behave in the ways you want me to. I'll enjoy knowing that, when you feel the urge, you come to your plaything and take exactly what you want. If you also enjoy giving pleasure, you can ask me what I want to do, then order me to do it.

I prefer to earn my pleasure, and you would have complete control over how I can do that. Since I derive my pleasure from yours, I'll be in heaven if you're capable of having many long, intense orgasms. You can promise to reward me after I give you ten, but you can always change your mind. After five, I'll say, "Halfway there, right Mommy?" and you'll say, "Hm? Oh, sure puppy. Just keep being a good boy for me." I'll go up for a kiss, and from the arousal of having my face buried where it belongs, I won't be able to stop myself from grinding against you. You'll kindly remind me that it's not my turn, and leniently require only two additional orgasms before I've earned my reward. I'll say, "Thank you Mommy," and go back to focusing entirely on you as I leak precum and desperately thrust into the air. I'll close my eyes and think about how lovely you taste, smell, feel, and sound. When you reach down and pet me, I'll open my eyes and see you staring into them, then speed up so I can watch yours roll back. I'll get more and more excited every time I feel you throb on my tongue as your thighs squeeze my head. Once we hit twelve, I'll finally come up for air and ask, "Did I do a good job Mommy? Do I get to cum now?" You'll say, "Maybe. How about you beg like a good little pet?" I'll plead with every breath as I kiss you all over your body. I'll spend extra time kissing in certain spots, hoping to convince you that I've been a good boy, but knowing that I might just reignite your lust for my tongue. You'll say, "Awww, you're such a good boy for Mommy, and you're so cute when you're desperate." I'll say excitedly, "So you'll let me cum, Mommy?" and you'll respond with, "Maybe later. I'm not done using you." You'll hear a muffled "Yes Mommy" as you grab my head and push it back down onto you. After a few more, you'll say, "My little puppy made his Mommy feel so good, I think he deserves a reward." I'll say, "Are you sure mommy? Did I Do a good job?" and you'll pet me and say, "Yes puppy, you did such a good job for me." I'll say, "Yay, I love you Mommy," and I'll be so excited to know that I satisfied you that you'll have to push me off as I frantically place little wet spots all over you. You can spend as much time as you want getting me ever closer to my reward. When I can feel that it can't be stopped, I'll beg for your permission to cum. Maybe you'll decide before I reach that point that you actually just wanted to turn me into a complete mess before sending me back down between your legs. No matter how many times you deny me, I'll still love being the lucky guy who gets to do as you say.

While I don't want to wear a cage, chastity should be my punishment for failing to make you feel 110% satisfied. If my efforts are ever insufficient, which would rightfully be decided by you alone, we should skip my orgasm and go straight to aftercare. I like shooting ropes as much as the next guy, but I want to know that when you call me a good boy and give me my release, it's because I truly earned it by being everything you need. Besides that, making you cum on my face before falling asleep in your arms would be a great end to any day. I don't anticipate that I'd leave you unsatisfied very often, but if I ever do, that would be a great opportunity to prove that my pleasure must be earned.

If you'd prefer to be a pleasure dom, that's just as good. You can assure me that I've already earned my reward by being yours. You can get on top and grind on me until I'm close, and when you slide it in, your heartbeat and any small movements between us will keep me on the edge. You can hold me down gently as you kiss me, pet me, and look into my eyes while you tell me you love me. I'll tell you I love you too and you'll say "I know you do. You're such a good boy, just relax for me." I'll comply and lay there as you kiss me all over my face and neck and whisper things that make me feel completely and unconditionally loved. You can call me cute as I whimper with every exhale. When you start riding me, I'll whine out "I'm getting close mommy" (or mistress or whatever you prefer to be called) and you'll grab my hands and say "Shhhh, it's okay. Let it all out for Mommy." As I do, you'll say, "Good boy, I love you so much," before cutting off my whining moans with a long kiss. When it's over, and I'm still so sensitive that my whole body twitches whenever you move, you'll say "Good puppy. I'm not done with you." and you'll keep riding me until I cum again.

I hope that, like me, you're aroused both by the idea of me being yours to exploit and being yours to nurture. If I've had a long day, your mommy instincts should drive you to comfort me. When you're justly establishing your dominance over me instead, I don't want to be insulted or made to feel worthless, rather, I prefer to be playfully teased, reminded that I'm there to satisfy you, and praised when I do. Regardless, I'd always be yours and I'd never consider not doing as you say.

I'd like to prove my trust and devotion in any way, like by being completely bound and gagged, unable to resist or even utter an objection. I'd love to be completely powerless, choiceless, and incapable of protecting myself. I'll be your lab rat, but I'll be unafraid in your care. You could edge me while I buck my hips in desperation, then watch me struggle and squirm while you overstimulate me using every toy that's compatible with me. You could take off the gag and ride my face while a pool of precum forms on my stomach. After ovulation, as the woman I was designed to mate with, you could ride me until I shoot my genes into you, forcing me to fulfill my purpose by getting you pregnant. I probably shouldn't actually pass on my short, socially anxious, stupid idiot genes, but I'd like to pretend.

I'm genuinely not into feet. I may joke about sucking toes, but I also joke about being gay and sucking meaty cocks, and I only did that twice. I'm not into feet, but your entire body is beautiful and deserves to be worshiped, so I'll kiss yours. I just don't want to suck the sweat from your toes or get a footjob, because I don't have a foot fetish. If I did have a foot fetish, I'd like them a little sweaty from a short jog. You could shove them right into my face and I'd give them a big whiff and lick them from heel to toe, then I'd suck each toe for a full minute and trim your toenails with my teeth, but that's not for me.

Every single orgasm I have will require your permission. I will wear an invisible chastity cage made out of trust. Sex will start and end whenever you choose. I'll always be yours to lovingly use, but if you're not in the mood and you don't want me to try to get you into it for whatever reason, I'll insist on waiting for you no matter how horny I am. Like my body, my pleasure should only exist for you. I never want to have an orgasm that you don't enjoy giving me. I think sexual pleasure should typically come from each other. If you want to feel something, you should order me to give you that feeling. Neither of us should watch porn, and I won't masturbate unless you tell me to. I have no right to say you can't masturbate if you're ovulating and I'm not around, but you know we would both enjoy it if you've been ready for hours by the time I walk through your door. If you drag me directly to the bedroom, I won't make you wait another second - I'll tear off your clothes and you can put any part of me wherever you want.

I'm easy to turn on and I don't think I'll last very long, but I don't think that's a downside. During mostly-clothed foreplay, which is the farthest I've gotten, I'll leak through my pants and I'll be incredibly sensitive to any gentle touches on my thighs and abdomen. I honestly think I'd cum just from having my head grabbed and shoved down between your legs, where I could smell, taste, and pleasure you. I hope that sounds hot to you, rather than disappointing. I usually cum three or four times alone, and you could probably get a lot more out of me, so sex doesn't end when I orgasm. Even if I could only cum once, my mouth wouldn't need my dick to be hard.

If it wasn't obvious, I get pretty horny while editing this section. If you got horny too, that's super epic. Maybe I got a bit too into it, but I'd like to assume that a dominant woman would enjoy reading all of that. After all, I said you didn't have to read it, but here you are. I'll just emphasize once more that I'm looking for a compatible partner to spend my life with, which means we need to have more in common than an appreciation for pegging. Anyway, DICK STATS: 6.5 or 7.25 inches hard (when measured by displacement or distance), 4 inches flaccid (sometimes less), 5.875 to 5.625 inch circumference from base to end of shaft (not egg shaped), uncut gang, aggressive 40 degree upward curve (mythical, almost unheard of), 15 degree leftward curve, leaks like a faucet, has an extra hole, no refractory period, shaved (trying hair removal, pubic hair disgusts me), balls are 20x40mm (as measured with calipers), color is a healthy D29EA0 at the tip and CE8F70 on the shaft. Also, I have lots of CUM in my BALLS that I need to get rid of so you can have a bunch when you leave. It's all perfectly good, I just have too much!!!

Conclusion:

The fine print on this entire post is that, since I've always been alone, everything I wrote about my ideal relationship is theoretical. I could change my mind on a lot of it since I haven't been tested yet. Specifically with all the selfless stuff, I hope that I'm capable and willing to act as I've described, but I don't know if I would get burnt out. Also, spending so much time with another person in the way I fantasize would be a huge adjustment.

I kept all information about myself mostly positive, as everyone does in personal advertisements. After you spend a day getting to know me, I'd like to give you a list of every reason why you might not want to come back for more. I think you deserve to be able to make a completely informed decision when it comes to dating. I just think it would be unfair to let you waste a lot of time on me if some information that I'm withholding is bound to make you leave.

I don't see myself as a fetishist just because I'm submissive. If a woman is submissive, that's normal, but if a guy is, that's apparently "not an appropriate subject to discuss in the workplace" and I'm supposedly "fired" and "criminally trespassed from these premises". I'm not looking for a kink dispenser, and I hope that the extensive detail in the previous section doesn't imply that I am. I'm just hoping that putting everything out there will help you decide if I'm worth messaging. I want to have a good time with you at whatever pace you're comfortable with. I welcome whatever fun activities you have in mind, like going back to your place to cuddle and pet your dogs (please).

If you're interested, tell me about all the things you think make us compatible, and anything that might be a problem. Tell me if you read all the cringe sexual stuff and if any of it was unappealing. We can avoid talking about sex if you want, but I'd at least like to know if you're fully dominant or kinda switchy. Send me a good message with enough information about yourself so that I can easily respond to it. Don't make it anywhere near as long as this, because there are still a few things to get out of the way, and I don't want to waste your time. If we're not compatible or you're too far away, but your goofy ass read this whole post anyway, I'd appreciate any critiques you could offer. We could chat a little about femdom or FLRs, but I don't need online friends.

Here's a list of places I'm willing to travel to, just to make this post easier to find. I'm willing to regularly drive to: San Jose, San Francisco, Fresno, Sacramento, Oakland, Stockton, Fremont, Modesto, Elk Grove, Santa Rosa, Roseville, Salinas, Hayward, Sunnyvale, Visalia, Santa Clara, Clovis, Vallejo, Concord, Fairfield, Berkeley, Antioch, Vacaville, San Mateo, Chico, Daly City, Tracy, Merced, Manteca, Citrus Heights, San Leandro, San Ramon, Folsom, Livermore. If you're willing to drive a little yourself, you can be out near Redding, Reno, or Bakersfield.