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34 [M4F] #Birmingham, UK. Great deal on Kinky Boyfriend with low mileage.
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BoringHoneyBadger is a male age 34 looking for a female in Birmingham, AL
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Welcome! Please read carefully before proceeding, this model is only available for shipment within the UK.

Year of Make: 1990

Model: Caucasian

Country of Origin: Poland

Overview: Up for grabs is a 1990 Model P. One of the last models made in the Eastern Bloc. With low mileage and a range of versatile features, this is a rare find. Whether you're looking for subtle, quiet companionship or a thrilling, dynamic experience, this Switch model has you covered.

Performance: This model excels in Sub Mode - soft, obedient, and eager to please. But don't be fooled; when the moment calls for it, Dom Mode can be activated, pinning you down with a gentle but firm hand, making the ride as exhilarating or as smooth as you desire. Equipped with a small, single exhaust in the back and a moderate shaft in the front, every journey promises to be fun, whether you prefer to ride hard or cruise gently through the night.

Special Features:

Romantic Gestures: With the cold Soviet winters ingrained in its nature, expect heartfelt gestures, thoughtful gifts, and constant attention

Digital Delights: Receive personalized memes, cute pet pics, dirty GIFs, and morning messages tailored just for you.

Temperature Control: Turn down your thermostat and unplug your magic wand! This model can heat things up, just use a stern command or a sweet compliment. Cuddle up during movie nights, or cool off on hot days with its expert tongue technique.

Expert Care: Soft lips, a warm mouth, and an affinity for neck kisses that will send shivers down your spine. From toe-suckling giggles to under-the-covers climaxes, this model does it all, and even cleans up afterward! If the jokes or complaints get too much, just sit on it!

Maintenance and Fit: At a commanding 191cm (6'3"), this model is a perfect match for taller ladies or those who love to be dwarfed. Best suited for a Gentle Mommy/Domme with a high sex drive and a dirty mind. Despite its size, maintenance is surprisingly low: just feed it fried chicken, pizza, and plenty of praise. Regular tank emptying under the shaft is recommended to avoid system malfunctions and cranky moods.

Golden Retriever Experience: Imagine coming home to a dog-like, obedient boy, naked, on his knees, ready to greet you, remove your shoes, and kiss/massage your feet. That's the experience this model offers. Always happy to see you well behaved, and eager to sniff and lick everything on command.

Extras:

Full service history available.

2 keys, 1 previous owner.

Next service due: Feb 2025.

Spare parts included.

Bonus:

Book your test ride today, and enjoy a large pizza and a massage with every session! No experience or license needed. Terms and conditions apply.

Interested?

Use promo code BF24 and tell me something about yourself, more than "hi" messages, please. Remember, this model is in the UK and only interested in an in-person, monogamous relationship, no online connections. And just to be clear, this model is NOT interested in men.

Don't hesitate-this rare find won't last long! Book your test ride today!

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