Talking to an empty void always is a bit unnerving, don't you think? Talk about yourself, describe what you want without being too demanding, describe yourself while balancing not being cocky with not over-emphasising your flaws. Try to be funny but not a complete clown-show. Don't sound too clingy, don't sound too detached. Ah well, taking a chance in itself is a way to solve that problem- action is the cure to overthinking. Hi.

About me, generally: Hobby-wise; other than complaining about how university is eating all my free time, I enjoy writing (Ah, to be an aspiring novelist in the day and age of AI- maybe Sissyhus himself will roll that boulder up the hill before I get somewhere with that), cooking (explicitly not baking), playing the keyboard (Do not ask me to play in public. I will perish.), reading, watching media or playing video games- the latter three being there because I'm completely enamoured with stories as a concept. I am very much capable of communiting exclusively in pop culture references should the need arise. Pretty big on learning languages, too. Mainly because the Duolingo Owl haunts my nightmares.
In terms of life-goals and the likes, I do want to become the best version of myself- I owe myself that much. I've my goals, and while the goals themselves are open to change- presumably to be more aligned with yours- I do wholeheartedly believe in pursuing the things that'd earn me the life I want. I was born and raised on the European mainland, but I've spent about half my life thus far on the strange little island called Britain.

About me, physically: I stand at just under 2 meters (6'6 feet) tall, am the relucant owner of thick, fluffy dark hair in addition of very much unconquerable body hair. I'm pretty confident I've the prettiesteyes in the world, too. Caucasian. Huge hands and broad shoulders if you're into dominating a slut that's bigger than you. Been trying to get in better shape lately, to limited success. Can't exactly have pathetic arm muscles forever.

My personality: In a shock that will not subvert anyone's expectations given the nature of this forum, I'm more so on the quiet and laid-back side, generally much preferring to go with the flow if the predicted outcome suits me well enough. "Live and let live" is my philosophy as far as dealing with others goes. That does mean I sometimes miss out on things due to my own contentment, but I'll take the initiative if nobody else will - I just find it a bit exhausting. I'm one of those people that want to get from point A to point B, know how to get from point A to point B, have every ability to get from point A to point B and yet lack the motivation to do so.
There are times to be playful, and there are times to be mature. I'm capable of both though most of what I say can be considered on the playful and witty if a bit snarky side. I really don't take myself too seriously. P.s. I do have a healthy sense of humour, I promise.

I don't think I'm perfect by any means, but I do believe in transparency. So I'll be happy to share all my small character flaws and quirks if we click.

What I want: In the short term, I want to get to know you, learn about you, your quirks, habits, passions. And in turn maybe see if you're interested in mine. We should like each other as people.

In the long term, I am for all intenents and purposes looking for a meaningful dynamic with romantic potential- ideally seeking out a FLR. I want someone who I can truly fall for and achieve wonderful things together with. The sweet, corny romance and idle chats into the night just as much as the kinky depravity. I want someone who'll push me to be the best version of myself for her benefit. I do admit I'm yet unsure of the level of control I'd want my partner to have. Sure, on paper, saying 'I want my purpose in life to become serving you and making you happy' is nice and all- and making one's partner happy definitely should be among their top priorites, I do want to nourish this dynamic and see where it goes. I do want to surrender as much power as reasonable and possible to someone I know will have my back and be moulded into the perfect partner for them, yes, but that takes a lot of time, trust and growth. Do I think that's a bit too idealistic for a reddit personals post? Probably Am I proceeding in the same manner anyway? Sure seems so.

About you: You are between the ages of 18 and 26, currently single, and living in Europe. While things obviously won't transition to in-person for quite a while unless we just so happen to live in the same city, I'm quite done with forever-LDRs. I feel like the age boundary probably encapsulates everyone I'd have enough in common with for a meaningful relationship to be possible.
Personality-wise, I'd prefer if you considered yourself open-minded and a curious person. After all, being able to indulge in each other's interested and talk to each other is a love language in itself.

My more carnal passions:
Definitely not the most important thing here given what I'm looking for and where we are- your desires do tend to be more important, no? Still, it's good to cover all the bases.

Biting - Skin looks nicer when covered in bitemarks

Body Worship - You and your body would be the most important things in my life

Brainwashing/Conditoning - it's ethical as long as it's consensual, right?

Bullying - What can I say? I like it when you're mean to me

Degradation - I like being verbally put in my place

Edging - Torment me for your own entertainment?

Marking - Just in case I forget who I belong to

Orgasm Control - My pleasure comes from you

Pain - We're good as long as I have all my limbs by the end

Pet Play - We can play fetch

Power exchange - Well, yeah, obviously

Praise - I like knowing I did a good job

Servitude - Making your life just a tad easier is bound to be pleasant

Teasing and denial - Work me up just to remind me of my place? How cruel!

Obviously, this list is non-exhaustive and there truly aren't any kinks I'd consider mandatory on it. Really, I'm more than happy to experiment with most things at least once.

Experience-wise, well, I'm certainly not some super experienced sexual deviant with years of servitude and obedience behind me, but I will say that I've been kinky for a lot longer than one'd assume. Have plenty of online experience, and some in-person experience. Though if it's all the same to you, a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

Limits, everyone's uncomfortable with some things and I'm no exception. The follow will be deal-beakers for me.

Extreme violence, bodily residues, sounding, rimming, age play, and anything that'd generally be considered illegal.

Just a quick head's up: I very much am not interested in any 'findom', 'tributes', or the likes. My finances are my own, as yours are yours.

Verification Requirements: Obviously, since you're reading this, odds are you're not some evil space robot trying to to steal my organs or whatever it is the spam accounts do. That said, physical attraction does tend to be a pretty important determinant to whether two people are compatible. So after a bit of chatter, I'll be happy to send you photos of my face as long as you're willing to return the favour. Personally, I do believe that the sooner that's done, the better- avoids disappointment on either end.

How to contact: If you've read all this and decided I might be someone you'd consider turning into your slut, then feel free to contact me through the Reddit Chat service. I will try my best to respond to any messages as quick as possible, so please assume Reddit got hungry and ate your message if you don't get a response within a day or so.

Well, one may well consider a thousand word essay a bit of a shot in the dark when it comes to these things, and especially a bit too much to broadcast on a public forum, but ah well. Someone has to keep hopeless idealism alive. Ah, and thanks for reading :)