"Sex between two feral switches looks like one of those dust cloud fights in a cartoon."

Yes. That. Please.

About me: curvy but fit, conventionally attractive, overcommunicator, and a hopeless romantic. I am looking for something serious and longterm.

My hobbies include reading, walking/exploring, F1, cooking/baking, playing with my two kitties, visiting museums, and absolutely anything to do with water 💦

I work from home, set my own schedule, and am generally a very happy and easy-going person. Vegas is home but as I can work from wherever I'm open to relocating for the right person.

I have a lot of experience in the kink community. My job revolves around adult content so rest assured that if I haven't done it firsthand, I've heard about it secondhand. Happy to discuss more once we connect but just know that you're in safe hands in regards to my own experience levels when it comes to all things freaky and fun.

Kink lists: As a domme - humiliation, denial, mindfucking, chastity, orgasm control, water sports, pegging, cuckolding (a huge turn on but not a requirement), TPE, blasphemy, and a few more 😉

As a submissive - CNC, BDSM, bimbofication (being molded to your idea of perfection), and breeding.

Of course these lists aren't extensive, especially since compersion is a quality we'd ideally share. Ie what turns you on, turns me on ❤️‍🔥

About you: this is more than a sexual dynamic. Being a part of a relationship based in kink requires effort, deep introspection, proactive communication, and a profound sense of self.

Apart from that understanding I have two big requirements: please be financially stable (I currently earn a comfortable amount on my own so my ideal partner would match or exceed that), and please have some height to you (6ft ). It's just a personal preference as I find physical attraction to be important in a relationship.

About us: I've come to realize that a traditional, vanilla life is not something that I want for the rest of my days. We are sexual creatures with inherent sexual desires. And the best part about us? We balance each other's needs so gracefully. Some days I take the reigns, making you kiss my feet, worship my body, then milking your cock until you're begging me to take my claws out of you. Other days I'm your subservient whore, crawling around on all fours just waiting for you to fulfill my purpose.

However, most days I want a fairly "normal" and "traditional" relationship. I love physical touch and intimacy in general. To the outside world, they'd probably never even be able to guess the kind of crazy shit we get into behind closed doors. But we're not the kind of people who care about what others think anyways 😉

BONUS ROUND: if any of these apply to you please make it known as although these are nowhere close to being dealbreakers, they're huuuuge pluses in my books! Plant-based/health conscious, into Formula One, well-endowed, darker features (eyes, skin tone), and a GREAT sense of humor.

If you're interested pleaseeee put some effort into your initial message. I can't emphasize enough how important good communication is to me at a baseline, let alone when these dynamics are in play. Please describe yourself in terms of your values, not your fandoms. Messages with SFW face pics included will also get high-priority.