This is going to be…specific, but I’m patient and happy to lay all my cards out on the table for the subby lads out there. And also my voice kink is screaming at me.

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⚠️ Disclaimer & desired dynamic

I’m in an open marriage. My spouse and I have different needs and fully support each other in pursuing them. We’re basically cuddly besties. No cucking, no competition, no jealousy.

Looking for a long-term D/s dynamic with someone to own, adore, and call mine, either as close friends or in a romantic relationship. I don’t ever want more than one sub at a time, so you’ll have my full attention. c:

🎨 About me

Quick stats: 31, 5’6, gremlin thicc, any pronouns (she/her in kink), AFAB, autistic with ADHD, vegetarian, 420 friendly, obviously very left. Here’s a face pic, something silly, and something barely resembling a (clothed) body pic.

I’m a full-time artist and writer working from home. Telling stories is the most important aspect of my life, so creativity and passion for fiction are essential to me. I’m also into video games and game dev, watching video essays and speedruns, reading, languages, and music. I don’t really watch anime anymore, but I grew up a weeb and know I will never, ever recover. Needless to say I’m introverted and indoors-y, but now and again I get super excited to travel, attend anime conventions, go to karaoke, and more.

Based in Montreal, Canada (EST) but I’m also very ‘online’. I’m used to long-distance but would like to eventually meet or even be permanently in the same-ish place. Relocating might be in the cards for me, either within Canada or moving to Europe (I have an EU passport ✌️).

Not a Goddess, just human. Some days I struggle with anxiety or autistic burnout, and some days I won’t be able to do the whole “he asked for no pickles” thing, but I’ll gladly eat those pickles for you anyway, y’know? I wanna be my authentic self and for the people around me to feel safe to be themselves too; to be a friend or partner, not some rehearsed performance.

😇 About me -kink remix-

I’m a gentle domme drifting on a spectrum from “calling you a good boy and encouraging you to cum lots <3” to “teasing you into agony ‘cause I own you and your begging is cute lmao”. Not a switch.

❌ Deal breakers first: I’m a stone top teetering on touch-me-not. Many common things are hard limits for me: receiving penetration, ‘breeding’, giving/receiving oral, the title ‘Mommy’, and forced feminization/the term ‘sissy’. I also won’t do age play, ABDL, watersports, scat, or get along with brats. (If you’re a cheeky bastard outside of D/s interactions, that’s fine :P) I don’t send lewd pics/videos, and I don’t ask for them either. If you want to send them because you like showing off, I’m not at all opposed.

✅ Things I love: Cozy, wholesome scenes. Giving praise, cuddles. JOE/JOI, CEI. Subs who get flustered, beg, moan, and whimper. :3c Watching. Edging, overstim. Objectification, dollification. Collar & leash, CFNM, dressing up/cosplay. Finger or strap-on sucking. Role play.

If service is your thing, I also love giving a variety of tasks! (Do a Let’s Play of my favourite games or ramble about a special interest for me to listen to while I’m working? <3)

❔ Stuff I’ll gladly try includes humiliation, chastity, orgasm control/denial, remote-control toys, nursing handjob, pegging, encouraging anal play, soft sadism, bondage, gags, blindfolds. Feel free to ask about anything else.

Most attracted to words and voices. I’m super body-positive, genuinely adore imperfections and often find myself drawn to people who aren’t ‘conventionally attractive’. (If looks are a bigger deal breaker for you, know that my teeth and feet are flawed.)

I’m not the jealous type, and I love kink-positive media. If you want, bring on the waifus and husbandos, lewd audios, and wholesome hentai, and let’s…discuss. 🍵

🫵 About you

Non-negotiable:

• I wasn’t kidding in the title; Irish accents are the way to my asexual heart. 😩 Not asking for movie stereotypes (ugh) or a specific county/city. I just fall for voices hard and this has been a very consistent preference lmao. Driving me mad will be pretty easy, so be careful. :3c
• Age 25 ~ 41.
• Neurodivergent (self-diagnosed is fine) and/or queer. Don’t worry about being weird. In fact, be weirder.
• Not “discreet”, not doing this in secret. I need to brag about my cute toy.
• Generally masc or androgynous presenting.
• Ambitious about something. I don’t care if you’re, say, unemployed or living with your parents, as long as you have passion projects or goals. (If you haven’t quite found your passion yet, I can help~)

Also very cool:

• Glasses. …or a willingness to wear fashion glasses. :3c
• I have a thing for taller, fat men. If you have The Voice™ and cushion to grope, it’s so fucking over for me.
• Also have a thing for a clean shaven face or stubble if you’re cool with that.
• Big plus if you’re also a creative or otherwise active online. Given my work, I feel less safe around people without an online presence. (Again, if you’ve always wanted to get into something like that—I thrive on being a mentor/teacher figure :3)

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💌 So…

tl;dr if this resonates with you or you wanna ask something, drop me a message <3

I put a LOT of myself out there, so I’d also like to know a bit about you and have a general idea of what you look like (totally fine if you’d rather not show your full face at first). No need to make it all one big awkward sales pitch, I really suck at this kinda stuff too. Some of my greatest connections have started with shitposts or bonding over a certain game, so like…if this post genuinely sparks joy, you’re probably already onto something lol

(/・ω・)/ bai