Have you found yourself drifting off, dreaming about going on one of those adventures you’ve read in so many of the books you’ve gotten lost in over the years? Do you close your eyes and dream about being hopelessly in love with and under the control of the person who gave you her heart in exchange for your own? Have you ever experienced that aching feeling you get in your heart when the one thing you want is just out of reach? If you answered “yes” to any of those questions, this post might be for you.

I could write an “about me” but it feels a little bit like trying to sell myself. Here’s my version that I pray speaks to the right person:

Everybody remembers the possessive feeling they had as a child over their favorite toy. Nobody else can touch it, nobody else can use it, it belongs to them. They develop a deep attachment to it. The toy never leaves them, never hurts them, and becomes irreplaceable. Females can get pretty rough with their toys but they usually take good care of them. Sometimes they beat their toys just to see what will happen.

Anyone who has ever gotten a new puppy remembers the feeling of excitement when first taking it home, What follows evolves into an unbreakable bond. The puppy follows you around, begs for treats. You teach it new tricks and it’s eager to please you for rewards. Sometimes when the puppy is bad you have to punish it, to teach them. You love the puppy so much, it’s so snuggly, you let it sleep in bed with you. It hurts when they have to sleep in their cage for being bad. They learn from their mistakes and love you unconditionally anyway. To the puppy you are their life, their home. They give most of their attention to you.

I want my special toy. I want my puppy who loves me and showers me with attention at all times of the day and night. With all of that I also want my best friend; the one who reveals their innermost thoughts and listens to my own. The person who will be there when the world is breaking around me because they know I’m going to do the same for them. My best friend who is also my lover and wants to make passionate, mind-blowing love to me as often as they want me torture them. Just because it makes me happy.

I have a lot to offer the right person. I can promise going on adventures together. We’ll discover hidden waterfalls and steal kisses every chance we get. I can promise equal amounts of deep intimacy coupled with playful, teasing moments. I’ll exchange thought-provoking conversations with you and express my creativity in a way most people never see. 

If you’ve read this far and are ready for a mutually obsessive (probably unhealthy) relationship, my inbox is open. I’m hoping that the effort I put into trying to reach the right person in this post is reciprocated with your reply!