8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin' To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means And when she walks All the wind blows and the angels sing She doesn't notice me Cause she is watchin' wrestling Creamin' over tough guys Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in her eyes It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' someone shoot me As I fail miserably Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have And when she walks All the wind blows and the angels sing She'll never notice me Cause she is watchin' wrestling Creamin' over tough guys Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in her eyes She likes 'em with a mustache Racetrack season pass Drivin' in a Trans-Am Does a mullet make a man? It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' someone shoot me As I fail miserably Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want 'Cause she's the girl all the bad guys want There she goes again With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated All I wanted was to see her naked Now I am watchin' wrestling Tryin' to be a tough guy Listenin' to rap metal Turntables in my eyes I can't grow a mustache And I ain't got no season pass All I got's a moped... moped... moped... It's like a bad movie She is lookin' through me If you were me, then you'd be Screamin' someone shoot me As I fail miserably Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want She's the girl all the bad guys want