if you’re thinking “wow have i seen this post before?” yeah totally maybe. if you’re thinking “wow i’ve seen this before and i messaged her and she never replied” baby girl i got over 150 messages and got lost in the ocean of them. do not be afraid to message me again. and if you’re thinking, “damn she changed her location?” you’re also right. i’m uprooting my entire life in may of 2025 to move to dublin so yknow. starting early to connect i guess.

the loud girl in question

me: 25, part-time worker who hates her job, easily stressed, bisexual idiot (so big bonus if you’re also queer) i’m 5’10, chubby/midsize whatever you call it; but 1) big tits 2) i also kickbox biweekly so i can and will pick you up my style is pastel cottagecore i dress to have fun and be a little silly. i do also enjoy wearing heels this is a warning. i have pet fish but love all animals and would love pets long term. i am absolutely 100% childfree this is a hill i will die on, if you have any potential lingering thought to wanting kids, i’m not the person for you sorry autistic with a capital A and adhd also unfortunately. the wires in my brain are definitely doing something my special interests are freshwater fish, the locked tomb saga, and the dishonored games (plus whatever random book i’m hyper-fixating on in the moment) i love video games (bg3 multiplayer let’s kiss together), books (mostly fiction), and tv shows. i rollerskate, kickbox, and walk my friends dogs i run warm and am willing to be a personal heater big fan of giving pet names. let me use excessive pet names

you: -re looking for more then just a quick session or platonic bdsm. i’m looking for romance and kink. not to be fucking lame or anything but i want to be loved and non-kink/non-rr relationships just have not worked for me at all are not insecure about your height. i do not care if you’re shorter then me (or taller or the same height) between 22-27 years old (willing to be a bit flexible on that for the right person ngl but obviously 18 ) i really don’t care abt weight etc but i do consider aesthetic attraction important. i know it’s shallow or whatever but i’m not going to pretend it isn’t important. while i’m not asking for a face picture immediately (unless you’re comfortable, in which case, please do!), but a decent description at least pretty please i’m not technically giving priority to twinks, femboys, anyone who’s androgynous af, and bigger femme girls…. but the horny brain wants what it wants. i have a type. types i suppose love to yap and be yapped with. while i am currently in new zealand (eough), i really am just focused on looking for people ireland/uk (or europe idk fucking love a train) since i’m moving there in may(ish) of 2025. i’m happy to be online only for a length period of time (obviously) but i do genuinely want to meet in person. like i said, i’m looking for an actual relationship, not just to dom someone -ove a good joke but also okay with the fact i sometimes blue screen at jokes and need a second down to communicate problems because i can’t read a room

nsfw i’m definitely more of a giver then a taker. i enjoy my submissive’s pleasure, to have someone melting and writhing under my touch. whether that’s more chastity or constantly giving you orgasms is up to you i want someone who genuinely wants to submit, not 24/7 brat. don’t get me wrong, i enjoy playfulness but i want to feel reciprocated. service subs and domestic subs get an extra special kiss on the nose for being my favourites my hard limits are scat and blood. i’m either into or just neutrally for down for fun to most other kinks love bondage, collaring, ropes, everything in that shade. let me decorate with ropes and cuffs i respect if pegging isn’t your thing and i’d never force it on anyone (obviously) but i love the strap. god didn’t give me an organic strap because i’d be too powerful i’ve never done long-term domination with someone with romantically, but have four(?) years experience as a dom for platonic play partners aftercare is my best friend and it’s not optional. we eating m&m’s in bed

best contact? reddit dms. if we hit it off, discord, and/or other platforms. one liner messages will be biffed into the bin.