Howdy y’all!

Longtime lurker, just a baby (hehe) to posting.

It’s wonderful to meet fellow kinky folks! Welcome to my personal! I’m only having a mild anxiety attack putting this together.

Extracts of Vanilla Me

This will probably switch formats fifteen times. Whimsy!

Legend (and doctor) foretold I’d be born around Thanksgiving, but I was born to (shitty) parents early and lived in an incubator for a time. I’ve wanted to return to that solitude since.

I’m the first person in my family to go to/graduate college and have a grown up (blech) job in non-profit management. When not non-profiting, you can find me gallivanting around the world, crying over sunken and scrapped ocean liners, watching basketball, and chilling with my cat. Im a friend to all things living and imagined — RIP Mars Rover 😢 — and love a well built Excel doc.

I’m a good cook and only getting better, and any will undoubtedly be plied with baked good and down home breakfasts.

I’m tallish (6’0) with green eyes and brown hair. My beard game is strong when I want it to be, though I’m currently a very smooth little femboy ☺️

I’m also happy to share a picture/my real Reddit handle so you can peruse and see my golden retrieverness for yourself.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Toddle Around

Toddling into your hearts and homes! My kinky interests continue growing and surprising me. Main kinks are ABDL, MD/LB, (gentle) femdom, spanking, nursing, chastity, general BDSM, pegging, edging, and feminization. I also just really really love going down on someone. Open to exploring a lot more with the right partner.

I already have lots of cute diapers, outfits, and toys.

Limits are scat, blood

Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory of the Coming of Mommy

I’m generally pretty open minded when it comes to partners, but a few must haves are: kind and open minded, 23-45 years old, left or leftish politics.

Bonus points if you love random adventure, classic movies at 2:00 a.m., and hearing random facts about inane things.