Inster the "What did he sayyyyy" sound clip here for a fuller, more in-depth effect. But honestly that's not really all that crazy in this sub. Some people are into smashing their testicles, or eating poop for gods-sake. Not kink-shaming, you do you booboo, just trying to emphasize, my title is pretty tame compared to some lol. Ok, now that the rambling is over, I suppose I should get to the substance of the post!

35 M, looking for an online friend to have fun with and chat, and laugh and share with! Really, I would love for this to exist beyond kink, and I expect it to! We dont have to be in love or have any type of emotional connection, but I'd like to obtain some level of virtual friendship! Think...neo-pet level, not super close, but your happy to pull me out of your pocket and chat with me in public!

I am a private person (yes I'm aware of how that sounds), so I won't be sending you any pictures of my face or give you any super personal info, but we will hopefully get close enough to be honest with one another!

Personally, I feel my physical figure doesn't meet my mental picture... Yes, I think this may be a bit of dysphoria, but that's my burden to deal with. Im 6'1, large, bearded, hairy, very strong, think dad bod lumberjack! But idk if that's me, you know? Which is probably why I keep coming back to these kinks lol, but idk?

So, the juicy things... The kink list right, how dirty am I, and does my dirt mesh with your dirt? Feminisation, anal, chastity, edging, denial, orgasm control, cum play, sissification, hypnosis, public, bondage, cei

I am opening to trying new things of course, life is short we should explore and enjoy!

My hard limits are hard and not to be broken, please and thank you! Poo, pee (on my face), blood, gore, animals, family, super illegal stuff (not going to jail over kink), face pics.

Back to the fun side of things! What kind of toys and what not do I bring to this? Well, o well have I come prepared! Lots of panties, bras, couple of fishnets, Chastity's cages, 3 plugs, 3 tunnle plugs, 2 vibrating prostate massagers (one wiggles too!), Hitachi, 3 dildos (one squits), 2 gags, stroker, rope, riding crope, paddle, nipple clamps, fucking machine (currently broken), various other vibs and toys!

Jeesh, that was a list and a half, right! Anyway, if you think we might mesh, or you might be interested in even trying to get to know me to dress me up in your choice of daily panties, feel free to dm me!