Hi, do you know that saying "Nice guys finish last?" Well, this is not that line. You're in luck because with me, the sweetest and kindest sub is so absolutely hot and wins. Bring those cute puppy dog eyes my way.

So simps and betas, here I am!! Character and personality is higher on my list than kinks. I would really want to find a sweet shy introverted nice guy that I can seduce with a submissive personality. Don't make me have to go stalk the cute nerds at the Google or Amazon campuses or hunt one down at the Digital Nomad fest. (Although those aren't bad ideas.)

My type: Be monogamous and very SINGLE (not married, no fwb, play partners, not poly) between 26-39 years old. No kids and don't want any. Non-smoker, social drinker. No drugs but occasional weed is ok. Serious, sensitive, clingy, emotionally needy, and loyal. Prefer clean cut and athletic. No crazy tattoos or piercings or beards or super hairy bears or goths. Not into bulky body builders or anorexic or obese. Yup I'm picky.

Did I mention that I like guys that suck at flirting and doesn't realize he's really cute when he's slightly nervous? (Macho dudes and manwhores are total turn offs.)

Some of you are probably bored and wondering when I'm getting to the kinks. Ha! If your brain is rotted by Fetish porn and you're going to bombard me with pervy msgs don't bother. I'm going to ignore it.

Main thing you need to know is I like control and want to be the boss of you. I point, you kneel. I tell you what to do. You listen. Very easy! (Kinks are on my previous post.) I'm hoping I bore the 150-200 replies I might otherwise get...and only end up with 5 responses because I'm boring not talking about spanking your ass.

Me: Asian. 5'4 and middle age and in decent shape. I think I'm cute and my hot exes think so too. If you don't and you wanna ghost (Thank God! Do it quick!)

If you want to make me banana pancakes and be a chill sweet sub and serve without constantly thinking about when you're going to be tied up or ass fucked...then write me. I'm difficult and bored of the kink zombies.

Fingers crossed I get less than 5 replies and yes you being remote/DN definitely helps. But eh..if you have a EU passport and you fit what I want I'd be tempted.