Hiiiiwooo :3

I want to branch out and have friend or girlfriend or idk something connect -ivity and sexy stuff I need all of the above yay!!!

Ok so, if I'm trying to rizz a domme up, I probably gotta tell you what I am. I am a lot of things technically, as we all are. I would say I am curious and love learning, yet, very quiet and observant. So quiet and observant, and yet looking at you... while you two sit outside a restaurant... separated by a table. If you looked into those eyes, you'd see a dark ocean, and you might wonder what thoughts lie behind those eyes. Beholdened. You might wonder what sea creatures lie in those deepest waters. What newest invention nature has constructed... A new jellyfish? A new octopus? Hmm, if each thought was an animal, what would they be? Why he hasn't he spoken them and given the animals air to breathe? Maybe these animals don't need air? And well, they don't breathe... Regardless, your giggles and stares, are captivated by the ocean before you, and then, his lips begin to move while he looks into your ocean.

"Uh I dunno how to talk to women bro. Am autistic haha"

And then after hearing his awesome voice, you get swooned and when swooned you uh... take off your clothes and lead him back to your place and have a lot of kisses with him and there's boba and pizza too and wtf a tiger? how did she get here and now holy moly through your ceiling bursts god coming down from heaven like specifically the fountain of eden or whatever and he gives him a million dollars and lamborghini and fist bumps him and then you uh like fall in love with him and then like you guys do sex and stuff or however that works and then holding hands we pee in each other's butts in order to make a family I think and then you live happily ever after with his uh with his har -um I mean his hairy friends who he totally doesn't fantasize about being licked and pampered by them all over at once and you know for sure he's maybe one of the ones because he- because "you're uh great haha 😎👉👉."

Ok enough fanfic about me. I think what that guy already wrote says a lot about him, but there's two things we have learned especially:

1. You know for sure he's gotta have a submissive side. (poetry)

2. Now if that doesn't get him choking on your plastic like a seaturtle, then I dunno what will 🤷‍♂️

Ok uhf for hobbies I like to masturbate to hentai, play animal crossing (jk not really lul), and masturbate to porn.

It'd be fun if we could like do stuff together in the city, so I have more hobbies to talk about with women, so they feel less creeped out by me (hehe)

My deal-breakers are you must be 18 . And have a pulse (optional)

Um I don't care about filling out the rest of this post rn maybe we can talk the rest out or maybe you could just carry the conversation like you usually do anyways (you're really good at that by the way 🤗).

Uh idk what else to say so here's 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺, kinda wanna die (but I promise I won't), do not ressurect me, and yeah

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nothing kinda matters

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mwah