1. Read my fascinating post
2. Fall in love with me
3. Marry me and now you never have to get random unsolicited dick picks from weirdos on here again. Boom.

I'm not saying that it's 100% foolproof, but it's worth a shot, right?

(Guys please don't downvote me, it's a joke, I just want to find love)

Anyhowww here are a few things about me :) :

• I like to think I'm hilarious - as you've probably noticed I have an amazing sense of humour /s
• About to be a university grad in a field that I very much enjoy
• I have been told that I have a nice voice!! ( Voice clip here if ya wanna check it out! - https://voca.ro/1o1rc1uq830h
• I play a ton of video games - after an embarrassing number of hours in league that I shall not specify, I have peaked at Gold 😭. (Will also play cute co-op games like Stardew with you)
• I try to stay well-informed about current events. Mostly with politics, tech news, and economics as I find them very interesting.
• I am a cat dad to a very pretty cat (Will share pics on request)
• Not religious at all and not 100% sure about kids
• I lean towards introversion and I've been described as sweet, slightly clingy, and soft hearted. A bit of a romantic, I enjoy the little things like good morning texts and genuine affection

What I'm looking for: I want a femdom LTR that ends up with us eventually meeting if we click. I'd very very much prefer something local or at least within a 5-ish hour drive from my city Toronto. I don’t expect this to happen instantly, obviously, but just be prepared for that to be a possibility. I want a deep connection, but we’ll go at your pace since I sometimes tend to get overexcited and jump right into things. Physically, I don’t really have too many preferences outside of not wanting anyone under 19 or over 25. My sexual attraction is more based around your personality, our chemistry in and out of kink rather than physical appearances.

I really want to support and fulfill my partner's needs, wants, fantasies, and desires. My goal is to make my partner, feel appreciated and special. I want them to understand how much they mean to me and how much I value who they are. If I could, I would do anything to make my dream gf happy. I enjoy getting to know someone through conversation and finding out the little things that make them who they are, including the things that make them blush, happy, sad, etc. I have a lot of love to give and hope to find someone to share it with, who will also offer me the same love and affection in return.

Physical Traits I'm around 5'10 170lbs, I'm currently in the skinny dad bod fat phase thanks to the covid lockdowns but I've been actively working towards losing the slight chub around my belly. I've been told I have really nice eyelashes (Most recently a random receptionist told me that and it made me blush :) )

What kinks I'm into: I’d like to build up a relationship first, I don’t want to rush anything. But here are a few

• Body/Feet worship, face sitting, and massages
• Doing your chores for you! (Cleaning up, doing laundry, mowing the lawn) you name it.
• Chasity, orgasm control, denial, edging.
• A lot more that I would love to experiment with the right person

I hope I have convinced you that I am the man of your dreams. I'd be down to be friends and see where it goes. Take care <3