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25 [R4R] #online #California Cute alt himbo looking for cool fwb because friends are nice? (all welcome)
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OneGrumpyJill is a redditor age 25 looking for a redditor in California
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6'1, pan and poly, himbo, so fairly masculine and buff/thicc in all the right places, probably have bigger ass than you, alt (piercings, tattoos, etc.) I was feeling a bit facetious so I wrote it as R4R - technically enby, and I am pan, so I don't really care who you are. Like, I know that this is mainly femdom place but hey, option is there, so why not, right? Feel free to treat it as your ace post too; it technically is, but it's complicated, right?

tldr; you got high tier himbo meat here on the table. I'm a switch, so I can really do whichever - I do prefer to sub with women, but at this point, eh, done a lot of things so it doesn't really matter, I just go with the flow and with vibes. Main thing I want out of you, as the title says, is to be interesting and cool. I would like someone who can talk, not just be horny, and the rest should fall into place fairly easy. I am not really looking to be, I guess you could say, a sub? More looking for a friendly relationship where flirting and kink talking is fine at bare minimum more if we feel like it - which is why I said that you can treat it as your ace post, since having sex is not like, main objective for me? I just flirt a lot, naturally, and draw a thin line between friends and sex, which is why, ideally, even a simple friendship would have some undertones. It doesn't mean it has to go anywhere, I just got a lot of love to give, you know how we himbos are. Do like bondage tho, and pretty good at public play due to experience. Been told that I am good at edging too, if that is down your alley. The rest we can hush out in dms if you care enough.

As I said, no strict preferences, but I do have bias for alt and andro folks, as well as fellow enbies. Lil brats are good too, I can handle you just fine, it's just sorta lika natural compatibility, yeah? Cute guys with phat fucking asses too, but that's a given. Trans folk, aces, whatever the fuk, all cool too - just thought I mention, just in case.

Outside of kink, you can expect your average stuff; games, art, horror, cooking, gym, etc etc. Can do history and other nerdy topics too if you want, I am big on academics - fashion is neat too. Minis painting is something that I also been getting into as of late.

Feel free to ask for pics, that's fine, really - just be respectful is all. It's weed weekend, so this is semi-serious, so I'll probably take it off after a couple of days so, uh, yeah. I think I mentioned everything of importance, but let me know if I forgot something. Chew me out for it, maybe I'll like it; k bye

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