Hi! I’ll try to make sense and not ramble, although it took me ten minutes to just think of the title so I will probably fail.

I don’t want to waste anyone’s time so the short version is I want a long term partner, I’m not looking for something casual or with no emotional connection. Basically I want a vanilla relationship just with a dominant kinky partner. So if you’re not after that it’s probably a waste of your time to read on I’m afraid.

Now the long part where I make myself sound irresistible and perfect in every way. I should also mention I’m English and can be rather sarcastic at times. And when I said long I mean long so strap in. Yes I said strap in, don’t get too excited this is supposed to be serious. Buttt if you are wanting to check the kinks to make sure we’re compatible then they will be down the bottom and I’ll make it obvious.

So as I said I’m English, I currently live in Edinburgh however I am considering moving back to England. I love Scotland but I feel a bit homesick and want to be closer to family. So location wise as long as you’re in the U.K. that’s fine for me.

Physically I’m 5’6 (169 cm), very white, blue grey eyes, brown hair and skinny/fit. I get a lot of women don’t want a guy smaller than them and I’m totally fine with that. I also think y’all people are hot so cannot judge haha. But yeah I’m fairly fit as I like to workout a bit but am more on the skinny side with big legs. I do eat a lot of food though hahah I love food. I’ll attach a picture of myself it’s the same I’ve used before but having to upload to I’m gut is annoying. If you want others I’d be happy to share. https://imgur.com/a/tw5vfTm

Personality wise I’d describe myself as cheeky but kind. Obviously I’m submissive but in person I’m not very docile, not loud and egotistical either just not a pushover. Cute but tough is what I’m going for. Basically please respect me, I am a human being and am not into being called a worm. No disrespect to worms of course. As well as not being a wriggly creature I’m independent, generous, reliable (especially to the people I care about) and I like to make people smile. I do get grumpy when hungry though but after eating I calm down and feel silly for being in a mood. Oh I also will likely tease you a little to try to provoke a reaction but I don’t mean any harm and it won’t be mean.

I work full time but am considering going back to uni for the third time as I find the field I work in rather dull. Yes a third time I am clearly into mental torture as after the first degree I thought I’d never be back. Anyway what I’m trying to say is I’m very independent and have little baggage, just a lot of physical junk that I really need to sort.

I live in my own as I like my own personal space, I don’t mind sharing space with a partner but I do like my alone time. I can get over excited when socialising, tire out and need to hide. Also living alone means I can grow lots of plants everywhere and no one complains.

I’ve been single for a few years, it can be hard to date when you’re a submissive guy as kinky women are rare and dominant ones even more so. Also I’ve had vanilla relationships before and felt unsatisfied which is not healthy for either person. This has led me to not wanting to start something with someone and hurt them. But I am feeling quite lonely and would love someone to enjoy life with.

I have quite a few interests, I’d probably describe myself as an active nerd. I enjoy playing sport and being outdoors (anything from hiking to cycling). But I also enjoy indoor activities too. I play some video games although the last few years I find myself getting bored by most, I am a big film nerd and board games are great fun too. Along with this I’m a bit creative, I play the trumpet fairly well and sometimes paint although not as much as I would. I love growing things too, I have a number of plants and a couple of terrariums, although sometimes it is unsuccessful and I get a bit sad when they die. There’s other stuff I’m into too and am always open to trying new things, I’m annoyingly good at a lot of stuff so if you’re competitive prepare to lose 😌.

Ok KINK time,

I’ll not be too in-depth here but I’ll give you a general idea. From the picture you may gather I like to look “cute” which is true although I’m not heavily into sissy stuff and definitely not diapers sorry. I do like to mess a bit with typical gender roles and role reversal but I understand if that’s not your thing so not a be all and end all. Other kinks include: bondage, orgasm control, anal play, spanking and teasing in general. I’ve had experience in most of these but would like to try them all and explore others too. My biggest kink is knowing my domme is enjoying themselves though. That’s not a joke for some reason a smiling domme is hot to me haha. My limits are anything scat, blood play, I always go blank here but there might be more. Don’t blame me this is a lot of words and I’m a mathematician 😤

I don’t think I have an ideal partner, I find all sorts of people physically attractive but I’m much more interested in your personality. Basically I find confident intelligent people very hot, and if you have a cool hobby or job or skill that is super attractive too. Age wise I prefer someone around my age but open to anyone between 24-40 if we really click. The role reversal stuff is hot too, I’ve had partners who like to be handsy in public and that made me melt, I think I just like being desired by my pattern haha. And of course desire my partner and get excited over. I also want a partner to do normal stuff with, someone to travel places with, eat food with, explore, laugh, cuddle and beat at every game we play ☺️ so be open to do things and want to do normal activities too not just kinky things. And tell me what gets you excited I like to learn new things. As I said I’d rather you were in the U.K. as I want to meet up in person obviously. I can’t do online I’m afraid. That being said I don’t expect to meet up within the week or anything like that. This is the internet after all and you could be trying to murder me.

Last but not least I have progressive politics so please do not be a racist/homophobe/bigot or any other small minded group.

Well I definitely failed at not rambling, if you read all that fair play. If you read all that and think you wasted your time just be grateful you didn’t write it too. I hope I got my point across and was at least a bit appealing. I am sure I made a few mistakes so I apologise you can punish me later. If you think you might suit me then please give me a message. I’m very easy going and open so don’t be scared. I know I look very scary but I promise I’m not unless you get between me and my lunch then all bets are off. Thanks again for reading ☺️