Hello there reddit veterans. I'm a 34 yr old single internet denizen millennial and I'm tired of dating the people in my area that don't offer what I'm looking for.

So what am I looking for? A long term, deep friendship, life building relationship that ends in forever vows and love filled eyes. Also I'm a submissive slut that needs to be beaten, covered in your bruises, denied, and tied to a bed post with your underwear in my mouth.

You: 1. Early 30s to early 40s 2. Music or theatre adjacent. Seriously. I cannot begin to describe how important the performing arts are to me, and I need my partner to be a nerd about this. Bands, musicals, vocal shows, burlesque, symphonies, all of the above. 3. Not classically politically or lifestyle conservative. If you voted capital R, we maybe can be friends, but there will be tension. 4. Not looking for the classic relationship dynamic. I am not vanilla, and hopefully you aren't either, please see my profile for details. 5. One of your big goals in life is double income, child free and you want to use that freedom of time and finances for travel, experiences, memories, and a comfortable lifestyle. 6. Hopefully you dream of owning at least 1 big, fuzzy, cuddly dog in lieu of hooman children. 7. Nerdy. About what? Honestly I don't care, I just want a partner who is passionate about something and can talk about it in insane detail for hours.

Me, the man with very little plan. 1. On the LGBT spectrum, but very straight passing with a somewhat alternative, hipster style. Black rim glasses, bald, beard, beanie, flannel, flats, and dark jeans. 2. Monogamous and searching for my last partner, my one and only. 3. Single, childless, drug/disease free, religion free, weekend drinker, and amateur gym goer. 4. I am a degreed research scientist and work a normal 9 to 5 schedule. 5. Not interested in short term or ONS interactions. I am looking to seriously date and get to know people on a deep level to build a life with. 6. Finally, I'm a nerd, about so, so many things. Fantasy, Sci fi, science history, video games, computers, cars, and music theory just to name a few.

Want a random fact about me? Who doesn't? I am a pro-am sailboat racer who has done well over 6000 miles of ocean sailing as one of my primary hobbies. Ask me about it. It's weird, dangerous, uncomfortable, and expensive. Seriously, don't get into it lol.

Send me a random fact about you, or anything really. Let's talk about life, love, the stars, or most importantly....your favourite band ♥️.