About Me

I'm kind of an asshole. I ignore people. I enjoy saying terrible things because I think it's funny. I am deeply serious about competitive powerlifting. When I get international spam calls, I will imitate the caller's accent until he hangs up on me out of frustration. I get too drunk at social events and refuse to leave. I am at the same time clumsy and socially awkward and unreasonably arrogant.

I'm also very short. Like smaller than most women short. Like the type of short where you may be a full head taller than me in heels.

Finally, I am deeply averse to submission in myself and others. I cannot respect submissive people. I am, however, profoundly attracted to powerful women, though I am not an especially sexual person.

My hobbies include sending death threats to brand accounts on Instagram, playing Metallica at guitar center then not buying anything, and losing at poker. I am graduating with a BA in a useless degree this spring.

This is what I look like.

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About You

Physically, I do not have any dealbreakers. I have a slight preference for size/weight differences. Strong personalities, assertiveness and confidence are incredibly attractive to me. I enjoy good conversations, but if you don't force me to respect you, I will walk all over you. It does not matter to me if you are not local as long as there is potential for an in-person relationship. I'm not really into abusing myself, so if you want to cam online, that's not my thing.

Other preferences

As I said, I am not an especially sexual person; I'm not particularly experienced. I have been with one more dominant woman, and I'm still torn between profound feelings of attraction and shame in retrospect. Some of her interests were breastfeeding, breath-play (smothering, choking), CNC, denial and overstimulation. I am open to trying new things, but I can't imagine I would be ok with anything so dirty that aftercare includes a sanitary wash, or anything illegal.

Are you actually still reading this?

I guess my DMs are open. I will respond to all messages, no matter how low effort.