Are you an older man aged 49-58 who lurks here, hoping someone will write an ad targeting you? Well then, keep reading, because this may be targeting you.

I'm a domme who wants to peg Jeff Goldblum's brains out while he wears a chastity cage. Is that so wrong? Are you in the above age range and believe you may give off Jeff Goldblum's positive vibes? Ok then, sir! I await your response then.

MY KINKS - gentle femdom - male chastity - face sitting - pegging and prostate play - praise kink

MY LIMITS - scat, pee, blood, race play, anything illegal

WHAT I WANT FROM YOU - I want to chat with a guy who was at least raised in the USA. If you're older AND Italian, what are we gonna talk about, sir? Probably fuckall. You can be Black American, Native American, Jewish American, Filipino American, Japanese American, not-so-vanilla Irish American, etc! Just be raised in the US. - enjoy erotica! This would be an online-based correspondence. If I write you a wannabe Shakespearean novela about all the things I want to do to you, and all you reply with is, "WoW mOmMy! i WaNt ThAt So BaD tOo!" that's going to make me question my life choices. Do you think any domme wants to question their life choices after expressing how much they want someone? No. No, they don't. - Don't you even DARE to try to fucking call me "mommy". "Mami"? Ok. Sure. Maybe. "Mommy"?!! Oh, hell no. - No brats. I'm a domme. Bratty behavior will not be tolerated. With that being said, I recognize that we're all people, and if you're having a bad day and you're reacting to that - that's not bratiness; that's just you reacting to your rough day. - a sense of humor!

MORE ABOUT ME - I'm average height, thick build. I'm cute, but I have physical flaws like everyone else. I mostly lounge and work in sweats and sports bras. If you have an issue with that already, we're not compatible. I have a stressful job, so I may want to redirect that frustration out sexually on a worthy, deserving sub.

WHAT I DO NOT WANT - I want a sub (NOT a random fuckboy) -someone who genuinely desires to be a high quality sub for me and who deeply desires to be my good boy and please me - I do NOT want a random, old, aged fuckboy who can't regulate their feelings (for example, you can't chat with me intimately having an intimate conversation, then have post-nut clarity and claim that you got freaked out by feeling intimately for me. Grow the fuck up. I want an older man who's experienced and mature, who can express and handle his emotions maturely. If you can't do that, we're not compatible.)

If you don't meet the above requirements, I encourage you to make a post, because you never know who's lurking and searching for someone like you.