Looking for someone in central/southern Minnesota only, within one hour of either St. Cloud, Mankato, or the Twin Cities, I am NOT willing to do long distance again

Buckle up, this is a long post, cuz I take my search for my person seriously!

Please read this whole post and message me the following info if you're interested: your age, location, and that the dealbreakers aren't an issue (if any are, expand on your situation/explain why they won't be an issue forever), and then tell me a bit about you as a person, and please send a face pic.

I've struggled with matching with guys on dating apps that want to dominate me in the bedroom; like no, that's my job, I'm in charge haha. When I tried adding some clues to my preferences to posts on my main profile, that just seemed to lead to even more dick pics than normal (which maybe that's just Reddit idk) so here goes:

I'm a 35F located west of the metro (outside the suburbs), with a vibrant life full of friends and family, and a career/business that I love. I own my home/car/etc., and my motorcycle lol. I'm 5'7", a BBW with a big booty but ppl tell me I'm pretty, so sure I guess? Dating has been difficult due to my location and what I'm looking for/dealbreakers below. Add in that I'd ideally like to be with a sexually submissive guy and the pool shrinks even smaller, so I'm hoping that you (reading this) are the one I've been looking for!

I'm funny, smart, and charming when I feel like it haha. My passions/hobbies include volunteering, spending time with my family and friends (preferably near, in, or on a body of water), lifting weights, doing karaoke, getting out on my motorcycle when the weather is nice, traveling, putting together puzzles, baking delicious things, going to concerts, listening to podcasts, remodeling my house, reading, going to the movies, finding local live music to listen to, running, I could go on! A cozy night in, cuddled up watching Netflix is also a great time in my book. My cat is a hilarious asshole but I love her. I'm also a big 'ol fan of spreadsheets so let me know if we can geek out together over the best way to analyze data with them! (Well if that isn't an entire paragraph of non-sexual things we can bond over lol, idk what is - please let me know if you're into any of the same things!)

Now onto what I'm looking for (hopefully you!), someone that is: - single, generally between the ages of 27-42 - local (I will not do a long distance relationship again, I recently got my heart crushed after falling for a long distance guy and am not willing to do that again) - also looking for a LTR, I don't want a fwb/hookup - doesn't have kids but wants them in the future - living on their own (or that has lived on their own if not currently, and then willing to generally come my way should this work out lol) - with transportation - a nonsmoker (I'm allergic to cigarette smoke), don't care about weed unless it's like a crutch for you - employed FT in a stable career - politically progressive - willing to relocate to the (beautiful) rural area I'm in if things get serious in the future as my business isn't portable - monogamous - not religious - emotionally and functionally available - with good communication skills as that really does resolve a lot of issues in most relationships. - honest, I have no tolerance for lying

Okay so story time cuz I keep needing to have this conversation/explain my boundary: I understand that posting on Reddit is generally different for guys than it is for women, I truly do. However, for every genuine reply we get, there are 4 aggressively telling us what they want to do to us or have us do to them, or that are just dick pics (those get ignored). Then, of the genuine replies, at least half of those are men that really just want some dirty talk before they ghost. About 1/4 of the genuine replies are guys that will lead you on just enough to have sex....and then ghost. I don't think it takes much empathy to see that this feels really shitty. As a result, to protect my mental health I've had to put in place the following boundary: other than the info listed below and a kink checklist I'll send when I feel comfortable doing so after chatting, I will not be discussing that further until after we've met irl and I'm comfortable with you. My goal here is neither to immediately jump into a relationship nor your bed, it is to get to know you as a person and vice versa, and get physical when we're both ready. I'm not in a rush here, so if we can't chat for a few days about the million other things in our lives besides our sexual interests, we're fucking doomed before we started lol. Inb4 I hear "but what will we talk about when we get together" - I talk to ppl for a living, I'm an excellent conversationalist, don't worry about awkward pauses lmao. I'm getting very burned out constantly feeling sexualized through this, so will no longer engage with men that can't see me as a whole person long enough to get to know me before asking some very personal questions.

So, trying to add a little nuance here, I'm looking for my life partner who is also submissive in the bedroom, not necessarily a submissive person that wants to be my partner, if that makes sense. Here are some highlights of things I like/don't like: - must LOVE eating pussy like if you don't come at it with the energy of a hungry hungry hippo, this won't work - facesitting - Ideally a free (cock) use arrangement haha (within reason ofc) - giving handjobs/BJs - getting my booty eaten - prostate massage - just being in control/taking charge, as it makes me feel safe

Some things I'm not into: - sissy/feminized men, I'm looking for a masculine guy (in and out of the bedroom) that enjoys me being in charge in the bedroom - crossdressing/lingerie/thongs on men - degradation/humiliation - I'm in charge but want to make you feel good, too, maybe have a praise kink, I'd fare much better with that haha - chastity - I'm gonna need access to your cock for my shenanigans, it can't be locked up lol.

PS - let me know you read this short novel of mine to the end by telling me your favorite MN season and why in your message

If you made it this far, thanks for reading; I hope you have a great day!