Hey, I hope that title drew you in. I've been living single for the last while and have been looking to finally come out and try dating. So let's cut to the chase and see if I'm worth your time:

I'm a 26 year old Heteroflexible Caucasian Male, 5'10, chubby but working on losing weight and making progress. Personality wise I don't want to come off as being grandiose about myself so I'll just say I'm generally fairly laid back and lean more to the calm side of things, with a bit of a goofy side.

My interests are definitely on the nerdy side, I love learning about and working with animals (as well as other Biology subcategories as well, and if you wouldn't mind telling me your favourite animal so I know you read my whole post.). I spend a fair amount of my free time reading and playing video games. I also watch a bit of anime and enjoy most media that has anything to do with history and mythology. One of my biggest passions however is cooking, I love finding new recipes to try from around the world.

I'm currently working my way through college, and planning on attending Veterinary college down the road. Because of the current cost of living and other expenses I'm not exactly rolling in cash, but do have enough that I can afford to treat a date to something nice once in a while. I don't really have any social media besides Reddit, and even then much of it just browsing hobby subreddits. (I do have a discord for chatting with friends)

I'm looking for a romantic relationship primarily, not friends with benefits or a platonic relationship explicitly, but if you do just want to chat with someone I'm fine with that I just ask you make it clear from the get-go. I'm looking for someone within 5 years of myself, 21-31 years old but I'm flexible within a few years if we have a ton of chemistry.

For a partner I'm looking for a generally optimistic or happy personality, as well as people who enjoy similar hobbies to mine. Other positive traits I look for are intelligence, confidence and kindness. I'm not a super judgey person but I do have a handful of dealbreakers:
- Smoker/drug user
- Dislikes pets/animals
- Neglects their own well being
- Polyamory (not judging others lifestyles, I just prefer Monogamy)

As for the Kinky aspects: I'm a very sub leaning switch, about 90:10, however I admittedly have not ever had a chance to try most of my kinks in real life. Much of what I know is from reading stories on Reddit, Fetlife and Loverslab (told you I was nerdy). I think I have a fairly strong grasp of etiquette and consent on paper, but lack the real life experience to confirm that. My ideal domme would be a middle ground between gentle and sadistic. I find the idea of someone who can go from being sweet to spicy and back again very attractive. I do want to say, before listing my own specific kinks, that I am absolutely open to trying anything at least once. Can't knock it till you've tried it after all!

My specific kinks include:
- Restraint Bondage (as in cuffs and armbinders moreso than ropes. I especially love Piddlefours/Bitchsuits)
- Orgasm Control Chastity
- Mild Humiliation
- Mild Masochism
- Pegging
- Leather and Latex
- Giving pleasure

Limits:
- Scat and Blood, Urine is a soft limit
- Public play, exhibitionism
- Severe Masochism and Humiliation
- Permanent or noticeable markings, including hair cutting and visible welts/bruises/impact marks
- Ageplay (Specifically the age regression aspect)

If we hit it off I'd be happy to share a picture of myself as well as contact information, but I hope you understand if I don't share it on a forum in which just anyone can access right off the bat.

Thanks for reading to the end, I know it was a lot but I didn't want to leave anything important out so here's a pun for your effort:
Did you know Star Trek III originally starred a clownfish?
The working title was Finding Nimoy