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56 [M4F] #Ontario #Online: I'm getting wayyyyyyy too many replies- Goddesses, please reply ONLY if you fit the following criteria....
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BillyBuddha is a male age 56 looking for a female in Ontario, Canada
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What's a poor slave to do when gorgeous Goddesses flood his inbox daily, demanding my submission? I guess the only solution is a list of criteria to winnow down the candidate Goddesses to a manageable number. Regardless of how you score, I WILL respond to each and every one of you. Goddesses who do not make the cut will receive a consolation gift, one or the other, but not both. Goddesses who use multiple accounts in an attempt to score BOTH gifts will be banned. Gift one is a coupon for a medium fries at McDonald's. Gift two is a signed picture of me with my freshly pissed panties in my mouth.

So here we go-

If you are between 18 and 80, proceed; You have at least two of four limbs; You are capable of using your/you're, there/their/they're etc correctly; If there was a raffle and the prize was you get to kick Don Trump Junior in the nuts five times, in footwear of your choosing, you'd buy every fucking ticket; You won't mind my mother being part of this selection process; You refuse to bottom from the top; You'll subscribe to my OF and leave auto renew ON; When slapping my face or fucking my tight, untrained ass, my tears will only make you slap harder or fuck deeper; You'll bury me kneeling, the same way I came into this world.

If you are in alignment with at least TWO of the above.....Congratulations!! Your application is guaranteed!! To claim my sorry ass and pathetic cock, just send a chat. I'll be happy to expand on this brief kink list: full body worship, JOI, CEI, CBT, toilet slavery, pet play, TPE/FLR, etc....

Thank you, from my knees.....

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