About Me, the Sub and/or romantic partner: Service oriented, desperate to please and show affection, enjoys being humiliated and deprioritising my own penis being used as a penis. Cooking and cleaning for you, learning to help you with your grooming, etc. Specific kink highlights: Slavery, chastity, pegging, cuckolding, humiliation, feminisation (Though that is more to do with my gender identity and feeling more comfortable and honest with a partner tbh). I would be sassy, but not outright bratty - I wanna please you, and the sass is entirely to make you laugh and further meet your approval. I love being supportive and nurturing.

About Me, the broader human being: Underemployed graduate, big fan of fantasy and sci-fi, philosopher, gamer, painter, writer, reader, and frequent political bickerer. Woke AF, and angry about everything wrong with the world. Biting sense of humour, best described as 'extreme sass' and 'I can't believe you actually said that', though as an ADHD-riddled aspie I also enjoy the absurd. I will link you memes, you cannot stop me. I currently work in a cinema, where I'm good at my job and enjoy making sure visitors have a good time, especially the regular old folks and disabled people. Currently going to the gym fairly regularly and trying to generally improve my lifestyle, and making reliable progress at this.

Physically I'm both chubby and burly, too much hair in all the wrong places, but willing to change that if a committed partner likes 'em smooth. When I dress up it's a gothic/metal aesthetic, and I am enormously fond of black.

About you, the domme: No preference on appearance - there are literally a dozen ways you can be incredibly hot to me, you just take reasonable care of yourself. You'd be fairly kind, able to balance cruelty with affection, ideally bi or pan. I tend to prefer femme-leaning, but ultimately anything works. I'm happy with casual or long-term, but while some seem to like it, cuckoldry doesn't really work for me without a romantic dynamic. Trans is fine, so long as you're transitioned - I do not find the male physique appealing, and though I don't care about the junk in the trunk, cute boobs and face are a must for it to work (To be clear, trans women are women, but my sex drive is what it is). Ideally you'd be looking for a full-time dynamic, but able to still appreciate me as a person if you want something more than casual.

About you, the woman: Funny, intelligent, at least open minded about SF&F. Not too edgy for a cheesy Valentine's Day. Preferably a gamer, but not absolutely necessary. Age range is 25-46 - outside of that is probably not impossible, but not something I'm seeking. Nice but not necessary if you've got an alt/goth aesthetic, and wanna teach me make-up stuff. <3