Hi friends and fellow pervs!

I used to be a regular poster on these parts of the internet, and have been blessed with some pretty fantastic experiences, but took a few years off to focus on other things and get a better handle on what I was actually looking for.

I'm a short, chubby, middle aged, old school butch dyke (of the they/them, Daddy/sir, post-top surgery, 'why does everyone want to know my gender so badly' variety) based in Brooklyn NYC. I'm an ex-stoner (for job reasons - I miss it all the time and I don't care if you smoke or not), margarita aficionado, and have two little dogs and a wide array of weird and goofy hobbies.

I'm polyam and married to a cute little gay trans boy - we call it our dyke-fag relationship. (They're not into femmes, but if you're a twink reading this for some reason who thinks getting double-teamed by a couple of transes sounds like your idea of a good time, we can def talk)

In short, I'm here for the femme bottoms. Dyke femmes, queer femmes, trans femmes (not that I have a fave, but if I had to pick, trans women and trans femmes are it), fat femmes, femme boys, the femme-curious, you name it. If that term resonates with you, we'll probably get along just fine. I love femmes who have more lingerie sets than I have shoes, and I also love femmes who only dress up in private (hell, I'll do your makeup if you want). I love going out with a femme on my arm, and I love staying in with a femme with my fist and/or strap inside them.

It's probably important to note that I am not necessarily looking for a traditional serious relationship, although that doesn't mean I don't take my relationships seriously. I value quality over quantity - we might only get together a few times a month (for example) but I value that time and am punctual, reliable, and focused when it happens.

I also make a great hookup, and a pretty solid third If that's of interest. Hell, I've been with some straight girls too, generally because they figured I was a good middle ground to start with 😅

I am a cozy, loving-dominant type. If I slap you across the face, it's because I love how red your cheeks get. If I call you a filthy slut, I do it with a grin. If I tie you up, it's so you have no choice but to accept all the affection I have to offer. If I'm mean, it's designed to make you pout and squirm and call me names. If you choke on my (silicone) dick, it's because I think you look so pretty when you cry. If I give you a good old-fashioned beating. it's because I like hitting pretty little girls, not because you're bad or ugly or useless, and I never forget it's all because you're trusting me enough to let me do that. If i treat you like an object, it's because you're the most treasured object I could ever hope to collect. I'll make you cute playlists to listen to while I fuck you up, give you pet names, and introduce you to as many of my hot queer friends as you care to meet. No shame.

Bonus if you're into borderline excessive amounts of foreplay and being a patient rope bottom as I am VERY rusty. I have a filthy mouth, a mischievous smirk, and a never-ending desire to try and learn; I am into most things, with the exception of raceplay, bathroom stuff, and forced femme - if you're not femme in your daily life, I'm happy to be a femme enabler, but I'm not forcing anyone.

Finally, I'm not interested in long-distance at this time. You don't have to be in NYC proper but I am looking for folks who are physically reachable on a regular basis.

(I don't normally talk this much about myself and can be pretty shy and anxious at first sometimes, but over the years I've learned to just lay it all out on the table and see if anyone's into it. Hopefully that's helpful!)

Thanks for your patience with my word vomit, and I hope y'all are having a great night! 💜