i have written quite a few posts here over the years, but have not been lucky enough to find mutual compatibility with a reliable sub. if my syntax seems familiar, we have probably interacted before.

your role: devoted simp and emotional support boy. responsive and responsible sexual submissive

what i’m like: picky overbearing opinionated nosy woman who is hard to please but encouraging. i want to tell you what to do, and i want you to find satisfaction simply in doing it. be it sexual or otherwise.

sexual leitmotifs: edging, denial, chastity, body writing, ruined orgasms, discipline/rituals/schedules, worship, anal toys/gaping, prostate stimulation, huge loads, forced porn viewing, spit/drool/cum play, male objectification (taking pictures for me, making videos for me, dressing up for me, letting me critique these things and your general appearance/presentation/life)

i have many other fetishes/sexual interests, but these are the ones that are the most manageable and realistic for an online dynamic. i am open to irl meet-ups, off-line dating, etc but chemistry and compatibility dictate the feasability of that.

preferences but not requirements: bisexual, pale with dark body hair, creative, thin

hard limits and dislikes: married/committed/girlfriended men (do not message me even if you are in an “open” marriage — i don’t care), cgl/ageplay, topping from the bottom, forcedfem/sissy

about me: old, verbose, annoying, and ugly/fat. i work from home but am not white collar. i live in the southeastern us. my favorite movie is the passenger. lately i've been listening to a lot of nina simone. the last book i read was jude the obscure by thomas hardy. i will verify. i have experience with irl and on-line bdsm. i am single.

it would be nice if you actually liked me (either as a person or a domme), but if not at least have the social skills to convincingly pretend you do.

ultimately i am looking for a relationship. be it a steady stable long-term D/s dynamic for mutual sexual fulfillment with a devoted serious sub, or an actual committed irl love match. or even some mix of both.

if you read all of this and understood it, reply with something cogent and thorough.