SFW Section:

• Age: 27, open to 21 .
• Appearance: Short little guy (5' 2", why yes I am from the shire), chubby (read: Dad bod), lots of body hair (to reiterate; dad bod), pale as a ghost, long curly-ish-sorta blonde hair, dark blue eyes, trimmed facial hair. My buddy describes me as "An ugly Jack Black" lmao
• Location: Ontario, Canada.
• Looking For: Mono, online (or irl, but I'm not holding out hope lol), friendly relationship that expands slowly or quickly into something more. GFD & FLR.
• Traits I'm Looking For: A big strong lady!! Ahem, I'm looking for a Mommy to be a really good boy for! Though, honestly, a friendly domme that I can worship and - most importantly - care for would also make me super happy! I'd really like to have a 24/7 dynamic. Obviously that's something to work towards and not to start off with, but I wanted to state that intention up front.
  • I don't suppose that I have any kind of shopping list of physical features, I love everything in different ways.. It is hard to choose. Tall projects a lot of authority and I can look up to you (literally), but short is adorable and I could look you directly in the eyes (which is rare for me). Thin is super cute and I can wrap right around you for supreme closeness, but bigger is more to love and makes for the best hugs! See? It is tough! So feel beautiful, no matter what you look like :) Though, admittedly I do have a preference for more natural looks; I can really appreciate body hair & body odor (olfactophilia) and I always find someone the most enchanting without makeup.
  • Strength of character and good communication is really what I look for. Do you have the confidence to take what you want (me, plz <3) and the self worth to not tolerate abuse? You're valuable, you know and you ought to act like it! Can you articulate your thoughts and feelings to clearly express what you need and what you want or when you've had enough? Are you able to hold a conversation with more than single-word replies??
• Dealbreakers/Requirements:
  • Dealbreakers: Someone who is in a relationship/poly, displays abusive/manipulative/inconsiderate behaviour, displays poor communication, doesn't respect my (or their) boundaries. Heavy alcohol usage is a no from me, though moderation doesn't bother me in the slightest; if you drink a bottle of tequila every day for a week, that's a hard no from me dawg, not dealing with that again - but if you have a few glasses of wine a few nights a week, you will never hear me complain. As for drugs, it's more of a grey area... I don't exactly have a problem with drug usage, but signs of dependence (such as smoking pot every single day) is not something I want in my life.
  • Requirements: Someone who is caring and considerate - If I'm going to devote myself to you, it would be nice to have someone who looks out for my needs sometimes. Someone who is monogamous, which doesn't have to be exclusive right away, but sooner is better if you like me. And most importantly, someone who is interested in a relationship. I'm not looking for a "kink dispenser". Also, if you decide that I'm not the one for you then please let me know. I'm not going to ghost a person and would really appreciate the same treatment.
• About Me: It's tough to know where to begin, but as a preface I'll start with at a glance people most often describe me as sweet (I get that actually pretty frequently), (physically) little, courteous, and I do get "smart" a lot but that's pretty subjective; I'm pretty good at maths and all that jazz, but I've made some pretty bad decisions in my life. I'd describe myself as considerate, well spoken, very honest, super enthusiastic and I'd say that I have a high degree of emotional intelligence. Also, I was really very frustrated with the emotional turmoil of my teenage years so I put a lot of effort into developing a lot of self awareness. My love languages are Touch & Words of Affirmation.
  • As for my background; I grew up in a very isolated, rural town and I had a pretty weird upbringing and I was raised by a single father. Which all left me a bit, ah, naive. I had moved away to the city for college when I was 20 - My father told me he was disappointed when I was accepted to college - and have lived on my own (that is to say, with roommates or partners) since. I dropped out of college mid second year (remember when I said "bad decisions"? That's what I'm talking about right there) for a few reasons (none of them good). I was in a relationship for seven years that just ended about four-ish months ago at the time I'm writing this. That's not much time, I know, but my previous relationship was very cold and distant for it's last two years, so to me it has been over much longer than when it officially ended.
  • Things I'm into: I spend most of my free time playing video games with my buddies - who I've known since high school - or having movie marathons and sometimes grabbing a pint, also with aforementioned buddies. My biggest hobby is miniature painting, cuz I'm a big Warhammer nerd lol, and I love canvas painting on occasion though I'm pretty bad at it. I can get behind pretty much anything creative, though I think my only natural talent is writing (I DM most of the time when the lads and I get D&D going). I got into a rabbit hole of watching Terrarium/aquarium/paladarium youtubers and I really want to try it for myself, it looks SO damn cool! I used to hit the gym pretty regularly (but at like 2am, because I'm a night owl) with a really good friend of mine, but he moved away last year and I've fallen out of the habbit pretty dramatically, which I would love to change. I love reading, but I'm really picky as it takes a real banger to catch my interest. I adore heavy metal music and I have an unnatural love for sea shanties. My friends always say that I "~long for the sea~", which is funny because I am terrified of open water. I love all kinds of food (including vegan food, which is one of my favorites) and I'm a pretty alright cook to be honest. I make good food, I'm just very slow lol. I'm a really good baker; my apple pie is - and I say this unabashedly - fucking awesome. I also hate baking, it is far too fiddly.
  • Conversation starters: It's pretty difficult to go wrong here, I can get excited about anything someone else is passionate about. Otherwise, I love talking what movies you have/haven't seen (You haven't seen [genre defining film 2]? DUUUUUUUDE, WE WATCHING THAT RN, but [genre defining film 1] first tho), if you like games that's always easy lol, also anime is pretty cool, and though I'm not terribly well read I love discussing books, too! Give me a suggestion and I will sprint to Indigo.
  • Also, compliments (especially from a woman who I find intimidating) will make me blush really intensely and more often than not will turn my brains to absolute s^pa^gh^et^ti.

NSFW Section:

• Experience: Pretty light, honestly. I was introduced to kink in college by my ex and we subsequently experimented with bedroom activities. I won't get into details but it was overall pretty traumatic for me at the time and I really did not have a good experience. I realized later on my own that I am kinky and reexamining my life, it's a big part of who I am and I want, very badly, to explore it more.
• Kinks: (still learning so this is not exhaustive) praise kink, mommy kink, femdomme kink, nipple-play fetish (my nipples are *really* sensitive), olfactophilia, orgasm control, free use (for domme), ownership (maybe redundant?)
• Limits: (Still learning so this is also not exhaustive) blood, public, (heavy) humiliation, cuck/group, findom (outside of a serious long term relationship), sissy, ABDL/ageplay, CNC
• NSFW Dealbreakers/Requirements: I'm open to talking about anything, so if someone pushes my boundaries without prior conversation then that is a huge dealbreaker. Otherwise much the same as my NSFW dealbreakers, though with the addition of unsafe behaviour.

If you're curious, please feel free to message me, there's no harm in it and if you decide that I'm not what you're looking for then I will completely understand. I'm out to find a tough and strong lady who wants lots and lots of love and who can care about me and be my hero <3