Hopefully I did this right

Alright here we go.

It all started out good, me (5'6 140 at the time) and my dad (5'11 190) went to the beach to go cycling because we both have really good road bikes. We do a real easy ride of 16 or 17 miles and decide to stop at the pier to walk around and eat something. This is where it happens. We get to the pier and decide to stop at the local pizza place and get one slice of pepperoni each. (I know pizza after a ride not the best) So I'm watching our bikes sitting at a table waiting for my dad to come with our pizza and this is where I see them a ham family. The mom about 5'0 300lbs the and the ham child 4'4 at least 180 like to the point where you can't see his eyes. So finally my dad comes with our pizza and when he walks past the ham child his fatty senses tingled and he spotted my dad walk up to him put his fat little face over our pizza and took a long inhale! My dad shocked walks around him but the kid follows my dad to the table and does the same thing! At this point my very reasonable dad starts to get pissed and tells the kid to go away when the ham mom noticed and said "teehee he must have smelled the awesome pizza he just loves pizza" then calls the kid over and he leaves. After that with our appetites almost completely ruined we eat our pizza and leave to ride back to our car discussing how gross and weird the situation the just occurred was.