A lot of people seemed to enjoy last week's Stud's and Dud's on the week so I am making a 2 part. One of RB / QB and another of WR/TE.

This isn't by any means numerical analyzations of their performance, I'm not gonna tell you the reason Jaylen Waddle snapped is because The sky in UK was light blue and he lined up in the slot 45% of the time, it's because he Waddles on and off the field like a man.

STUDS of Week 6 Running Backs:

Derrick Henry: What is there to say about a 6'3 238 Lbs back that isn't already said? This guy should of been the 1.01 and the disrespect against him in NFL/Fantasy is ridiculous, I thought the bills would slow him down, but he was upset last night to find out Norman wasn't on the team anymore. 3 TDs? Like no clue what can stop this man from being a literal monster. not a stud, but a KING!

Uncle Fucking Lenny: You did it. I thought last week was just a good matchup for you, but you did it. You went into the back of your closet, grabbed your old jersey from Jax, wiped your cheeks, then s$%^ on the Eagles. Who is Gio? Vaughn? We know Rojo's in the locker room watching a continuous loop of his fumbles. But you Fournette. You said I'll be damned if these Jag's fans say they don't need me because of J Rob. You carried your team to an easy Win against a struggling, Team? QB? O-line? Idk what the eagles are anymore. Can we expect this to continue? Bruce seems to love calling your number and so does Brady, I'd be a fool to not follow the hot hand. STUD!

Najee Harris: You and Derrick Henry have to be best friends sometime this year the way y'all carry your team to victories. God bless ben's noodle arm for your success. You're an electric back, a blast from the past. I think the old heads are going to increase your jersey sales this week saying "That's a good olé' RUNNING back" enjoy your bye week king.. you deserved it. STUD!

Jonathan Taylor: You're doing it, you soaked up all the cries of laughter your haters had, they preached the worries of Nyheim Hines, and the deadly catch of Marlon Mack. But you soaked up the tears and you'll sweat it out as you run against Houston like Madden on Rookie Mode. 10 Yards per Attempt? You should be arrested for such a murderous act, those Texans players have families you know. Thanks for not splurging all your points against the Ravens and drying out. Can't wait to see you in the playoffs with your top 5 easiest schedule ROS king. STUD!

Darrel Williams: Did I say that right? I almost wanted to say Damien because that was the last time a Chiefs Running back put up over 22 Fantasy points. I truly wonder what's going to happen to Clyde when he comes back if you continue to work the backfield, you play the Titans next week I expect another 20 point outing easily. Stud!

Derrell Henderson: I Know I said that one right, not to confuse you with one hit wonder above *hopefully he's not*. But I knew, I knew you'd show the Giants your giant D..errell Henderson strength. You have one of the safest floors of a Running back with a top 5 ROS easy schedule coming up, One can only hope you don't sustain an injury because you have top 8 Running back written across your forehead kid, Stud!

Dalvin Cook: Chef, they sent the dish back, they said they didn't like the food, they said it was too pricey of a pick to have such a fine dish cooked by you, your injury scared us all, and Mattison proved to be a great Su-Chef, but back to the prep line he goes. You're back against an oddly advantageous matchup against an animal borderline of extinction after this week. You showed us all why you're a top 2 back, proving further that CMC could be more of an injury risk than you after this, week? month? season? who knows. But you're top 2 pick is showing us hope. Thank you Chef, your run so far this season has felt like the Key & Peele Skit, "you don't know if I like the dish?" STUD!

Aaron Jones: I own you, I own you! Wait wrong Aaron. But we do own you and proud to show you off king. I think some owe you an apology. The AJ Dillon truthers are gone for now, you repellent has worked, please don't do the thing you've done to us in the past where you do great on and off, your All-Pro LT is coming back to practice this week. I hope he helps you on your journey kid. Stud!

Ezekiel Elliot: Speaking of back up Running back truthers advocating for their handcuff to outperform their star RB, it's Zeke! You made it! Tough matchup man, Patriots are crabs when it comes to fantasy matchups, Bill hates fantasy viable running backs, ask Harris, or Stevenson! Bolden? Though the game was more pass heavy you still came through for us in the end thanks to your 9 targets, Man it's like you absorbed Tony's role! You held your safe floor without scoring a TD, we missed you Zeke of old. Have you and Leonard spoken recently about redefying into your old 2017 selves? Stud!

James Robinson: Oh man am I glad to see you get 4 weeks of 15 Carries you're in a TD dependent zone at the moment so we need some more of your pass work. Find Jamal Agnew's family and hold them captive or something, JD Mckissic can help you with that. You and Carlos are playing Hyde and Seek and youre the Seeker, it's our own version of Fantasy Football Squid Games! You almost fumbled twice and scared us! Who am I kidding, nobody got up at 9:30 to see you guys play! We woke up at noon to see you had 15 points for us, we watched the rest of the game play out just in time for the 1 o clock games! Enjoy your bye, your safe floor needs to be healthy as always. Stud!

J.D McKissic: We were just talking about you, how's Gibson's family? I Mean your family! How is everything? Yeah? Great, I appreciate you coming here in the Stud Column, Always welcoming to handcuff Rb's, wait you're not a handcuff? You're a weekly Flex play at a dart board throws notice? Well always good to see you! Next time could you bring your friend Antonio with you?

Khalil Herbert: You are a Herbert, you absorbed all the talent and fantasy points of the more notable Herbert this week. It was a great matchup and some of us were desperate to start you, who cares if you're a 6th round running back on a poor Bears offense that we've been swearing up and down that you guys cant produce fantasy relevant players, we LOVE to have Waiver Wire players get punched into our lineups and succeed! Ask Darrel! or Toney! Wait.. Steal the job from Williams please, some of us are in Running back Armageddon and we Need you to do you again! Oh wait, you're on the Bears AND you play the Bucs next week..? I'm sure someone will be desperate enough to throw you in your lineup. Stud!

D'andre Swift: We talked about this last week Swift.. We love you as our running back and know you're going to get 15 points every week but PLEASE for the love of god, don't make us wait until there is 4 minutes left in the 4th quarter to make yourself fantasy relevant! You bit off Williams kneecaps so he can't help you run, the starting role is yours, start black mailing Goff, or put pictures of Matt Stafford and Cooper Kupp's Breakfast dates in his locker, something! He's holding you back. You play the Rams next week, I am expecting 2.5 points until the 3rd minute of the 4th quarter. It's an Armageddon that's coming up. We need you this week. It's hard but it's possible, light a fire under Goff's ass! Stud none the less, but how long can you keep this title? Maybe as long as the Groin injury.

Alex Collins: Some wrote you off last week, but no not us CEH, Monty, Carson owners who didn't get the more appealing two Running backs this week off of waivers (Williams/Herbert). You made yourself fantasy relevant going against the Steelers and Geno Smith as your QB, how did you do it? Oh, you hurt yourself and we'll most likely be scrambling for Homer, Dallas and Penny next week..? Thanks for the win this week I guess.

Joe Mixon: You did it, you beat up Captain America and made the role yours again. We saw that TD to Chris Evans and thought, damn I really started Mixon this week.. But alas, you had more in store. You dominated the Lions in a week where we had no idea about your injury, workload, coaching. It looked too good to be true, it seemed like a trap game.. But you pulled through, it seems like your ankle injury is healed now that you guys have a winning record, I wouldn't of wanted to play with Brandon Allen last year either. Thank you for being a STUD!

Josh Jacobs: I said it last week and I'll say it again, putting you in a lineup is like pulling the trigger in Russian Roulette, it's TD or suicide with you, Kenyan Drake got your points, why? I thought Gruden hated your guts not Carr or the franchise? Please figure it out

Kenyan Drake / Chris Evans: Both of you will be Waiver Wire targets.. One may be ok to have? The other has their starter in front of them set to return from Covid. Time to hang up the shield Cap.. Drake! You and Jacobs are a meme of a classic Nickelodeon show. In the show Drake was the funny one that people liked most, but as the seasons went on Josh became a little more appealing and more liked especially now a days with their real life success. One of you be a good Waiver Wire pick up.. Please.

Rhamondre Stevenson/Damien Harris: I hate you and so does Bill. One of you figure out who will be the main back of this backfield next week, while you figure it out I think Brandon Bolden will become Fantasy relevant next week. You're almost as bad as the Ravens with this shit.

Latavius Murray: You ran so Ty'son could sit. Your not our 1st option.. or our 2nd... or 3rd.. BUT! You showed us some type of showing this week, not too reliable especially since you hurt your ankle. Can't wait to scramble the Waiver Wire for Ty'son, Ooo.. no um, Freeman! Err. Maybe Bell! Idk and I don't want to know. I don't want anything to do with the Ravens at all honestly, not until something is figured out between you guys over there.

Chuba Hubbard: Your name is more fun than setting you in our lineups I'll tell you that much, you shouldn't be here. You should be down there, but. I understand RB's are abysmal and hard to come by now a days and 13.4 isn't the worst thing to happen especially when those below did far worse in better situations. Please, you face the Giants who just got a Giant D...errell Henderson pounding and the Falcons, The Falcons.. in the two upcoming weeks. Please show us why Mike Davis wasn't a one hit wonder. Please...

**BYE/IR Running Backs of Week 6:**Clyde Edwards-Helaire: Is it actually best if you stay hurt?David MontyChris CarsonCordarella Patterson: Where is our Fantasy God?Eli Mitchell and the 49ers Crew: Who are any of you really?Nick ChubbMike DavisMichael CarterAlvin Kamara: We needed another god this week. Not false ones.

DUDS of Week 6 Running Backs:

Austin Ekeler: I feel like Obi-Wan on Mustafar. "you were the chosen one!" you have one of the safest floors we thought, we thought, hey, Jonathan Taylor just tore the ravens a new backfield, I'm sure Ekeler will do double that! It was a trap game, always has to be one every week. It's a shame it was you, and now you depart for your bye week. You've won me many week's so far, can I do this without you? I wonder. I hope you can come back and put the beat down on the patriots like how Zeke had done, hopefully it won't be another trap in week 8. You're a stud, But please don't become a dud again.

AJ Dillon: Didn't expect you too keep up your relevancy, try again later in the season when they either rest Jones or he falls apart thank you.

Tony Pollard: Laughs in Zeke's 9 Targets

Ronald Jones: *Peaks from behind the locker room door* How's the fumble watching? I ask before I'm forced away by Bruce Arians slamming the door in my face. Ah! I don't think anyone started you anyways, I think to myself passing the Biscuit table Bruce has setup in his office.

Antonio Gibson: Yes it all makes perfect sense, I'll sit him against the stout Saints Defense last week and start him this week against Green bay, easily a top 5 matchup for running backs. Why you on the sideline? Oh great you're back! A fumble!? Get back on the sideline! Wait, what's this? We're getting a Morse code from some house in Washington D.C .- -. - --- -. .. --- --..-- / .. - .----. ... / ..- ... / -.-- --- ..- .-. / ..-. .- -- .. .-.. -.-- .-.-.- / .--- -.. / .-.. . - / ..- ... / - .- .-.. -.- / - --- / -.-- --- ..- / - .... .. ... / .-- . . -.- / -... . -.-. .- ..- ... . / -.-- --- ..- / -.. .. -.. / ... --- / .--. --- --- .-. .-.-.- / - .... . -.-- / ... .- -.-- / .. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / ... .. - / -. . -..- - / .-- . . -.- / .-- . / -.-. --- ..- .-.. -.. / ... . . / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. .- -.-. . / - --- / ..-. .- -.-. . .-.-.- / .-.. --- ...- . --..-- / -.-- --- ..- .-. / ..-. .- -- .. .-.. -.-- .-.-.- . Whatever that means

Kareem Hunt: There were many people in Reddit, YouTube, Twitter, IG Calling you a top 5 matchup, and then others pulling up your FP/Per Game last year without Chubb. It was just a horrible game for the browns you'll be better next wee- WHY? Why an ankle injury? Oh it's calf? OH it's looking like IR. Rest well king. Rest well.

Myles Gaskin: I was utterly confused last week why you were in the stud column and I was right. You're just an every week Duds man, you don't deserve praise. It was the Jaguars! An easy matchup! You and Gibson deserve to be side by side.

Chase Edmonds: It is only fitting that the week after everyone gloats and praises and comes to together to sing your worthy draft capital, you fall like a blazing meteor coming down to Earth to extinct the dinosaurs. James Conner was no better but you guys almost were Identical in points and usage. Figure it out please. While you two discuss that Kyler will be running away with the job.

Devontae Booker: If I'm doing the math correctly here, you did will as a backup with the raiders correct? Yes, yes, and the last RB who backed up Barkley when he was injured did well? Yes, yes, I see so that means you're a top 10 play this week and will be our Waiver Wire stud! I knew I was right picking you over William's and Herbert? Guy doesn't even play for the chargers this is such a win- 10 points? To their 19 and 22? Fuck me.

Jamal Williams: I don't know who would start you to be honest. I think they're still riding the high from Week 1. Well. Give me another Line Dan, I'm going in!

Javonte Williams/Melvin Gordon: This is like Drake and Josh but no Touchdowns and no meme of a show to punchline it with, Look. Gordon. It's time to give up the reigns to Javonte, the kid is speculated to be this years Jonathan Taylor, look at him. He can hurdle! When was the last time you hurdled someone!? I don't know which one of you is going to do it, it's a tough matchup vs the browns this upcoming week someone is bound to go off because Fantasy. Someone take the job or become the next Hunt/Chubb combo IDC but please I have so many Bye's this week.

Devin Singletary/Zack Moss: Look, I know there's many of you RBBC's and that you're all great, I understand its an advantage in NFL to have multiple backs to rotate to be healthy but it seems like only the Browns are successful in their efforts and everyone else falls short. You two need to sit down and have a talk on who gets to be the starter, we knew going into the season it was a RBBC but people still drafted both of you and throw you in their lineups, especially against the titans. Either become Devin Multiplecarry or Zack I dont grow like Moss or post on Instagram why we shouldn't play you./Zack Moss: Look, I know there's many of you RBBC's and that you're all great, I understand its an advantage in NFL to have multiple backs to rotate to be healthy but it seems like only the Browns are successful in their efforts and everyone else falls short. You two need to sit down and have a talk on who gets to be the starter, we knew going into the season it was a RBBC but people still drafted both of you and throw you in their lineups, especially against the titans. Either become Devin Multiplecarry or Zack I dont grow like Moss or post on Instagram why we shouldnt play you.

Miles Sanders: You're like D'andre Swift to me, you're on the cusp of Ronald Jones territory but it's not your fault in this scenario, Nick Sirani just hates you. You're great but your team hates you till the last minute when it's too late. You had the best YPC against the Bucs since Dalvin Cook last year, please idk if you and JD McKissic have ever talked but whatever you're doing to the Eagles, just relinquish and submit to their demands so we can start you with confidence! Hurts is bad enough at giving us a heart attack when he vultures your touchdowns!

STUDS of Week 6 Quarterbacks:

Jalen Hurts: Look I get it, the Eagles don't care to protect you and anytime you make a highlight play one of the linemen thinks it's a great time to get handsy and call it back. You could throw for less than 200 yards, hell! Even 150 yards and still be fantasy relevant all because your absorbed Miles Sanders rushing upside. I hate watching your games, they make me feel bad for Eagles fans, I don't want to do that! Keep Rushing I Guess. Stud?

Josh Allen: You didnt give your team the win, but you gave most of us a win, and for us that's all we care about. You're a monster for fantasy, a dual threat qb with huge upside and it was an easy matchup that you took advantage of and showed why you should be QB1. Thank you sir Allen, Stud!

Dakota Prescott: You pulled it out your ass. They Refuse to give you a rushing TD. You had a tough matchup but put up the most passing yards against Bill and the Patriots, Regular Season and Playoffs than anyone before you. The walk off Ceedee touchdown made us rejoice. Until we heard about your injury. Please. We need to you to throw those 6,000 yards and 80 Touchdowns.

Matt Stafford: You had a INT but fuck it who cares, Kupp is picking up the tab at breakfast and you're just steam rolling teams, the cards are in your favor! Maybe not those cards... But! You get a revenge game next week. OH man I can't wait for us to expect 30 points out of you and we get 15. Well for now I love what you've done this week. You're def worth the late round pick and maybe a MVP Favorite? We'll see. Stud! Enjoy your 20's! I mean 30's? You're a whole new man when the skies aren't gray and the air isn't filled with smog! Well. That part still maybe true but at least it's from China and not Car Factories.

Aaron Rodgers: This is almost non rewarding for me, you haven't been the MVP of last year, this year. Who would of thought regression would come.. But you made up and you own da bears! We can all celebrate a Bears lose together for that. Please return to super Saiyan form. We drafted you high.

Patrick Mahomes: Speaking of drafting high, I must of been high when drafting you! Blink twice if it's Jackson Mahomes and you guys had a Freaky Friday situation. If not keep blinking and fix your eyesight, if not I hear Jameis has a good Lasik Surgeon he could recommend. You're on the fringe lately, you have a top 10 easiest ROS schedule, you should be a monster. Bounce back against the Titans and make Tannehill feel small or I will trade you for... Darrell Henderson and Deebo Samuel.. Am I in the right Timeline?

Kyler Murray: You came back to life! Man we missed you! Mando must of taken you too far in the galaxy and you were just jet lagged from last week, Your shoulders fine! (I Hope) Please restore your MVP Campaign! Pick up where you left off King! Stud!

Joe Burrow: A Waiver Wire Jewel soon to be, If you're there. An easy matchup you destroyed them NFL wise but fantasy wise it was still a great outing if you keep this up you could finish as a QB2 borderline QB1.

Derrek Carr: The Carr didn't break down! It just had some gears Gruden grinding that's all! You destroyed your divisional rival. Teddy B tried to keep up but atlas, he doesn't have the keys to success like you, Noah Fant did try to do his best Waller impression though.

Teddy Bridgewater: It's a pretty bad week for QB's and you held your own compared to some other starters so I'll accept for the conditions we're in. Thank you Two Gloves!

Tua Tagovailoa: For someone just coming back you set a blaze to the Jaguars Defense, you left handed stud. Can we trust you moving forward though? Not amazing weapons but better than half of the NFL. Good coaching, strong defense, think it's the run game roulette that Flores is playing that seems to be not helping. You did good, continue your strong campaign sir.

Kirk Cousins: Ah yes, The legend of kirk cousins, bad teams = great playing, yet you folded against the Lions? interesting thought process going forward. Scoring 28 points though against a good defense. I do like that Kirk. I do.

Tom Brady: You and Teddy Bridgewater should be in the duds column this week but because the QB play across the league was horrible. Difference is Teddy B just cant do what you do, You had a great matchup against a porous Eagles Defense. I expected 30 But you walked for Lenny to run, I can't hate you too much. Thank you GOAT for what you do. Stud! but worrisome if the run game continues to prosper and takes away his receiving touchdowns. That's the report that Brady has built in Tampa. Is Touchdown Tom, take away the touchdowns and he cant maintain overall QB1. Unless his rushing upside improves to 5 yards per game.

Carson Wentz: I gave it to Brady and Teddy B so I'll give it to you, youre building off two.. improving? performances, so I'd keep an eye on starting you.

**BYE/IR Quarterbacks of Week 6:**Russel Wilson: Can I get 25 points for having an IR QB do an OT coin flip? No? Ok.Matt Ryan: Idk who would start you but honestly you're improving. Fools gold soon?Zach Wilson: Ew.Jameis Winston: The media forgot about you, next week we will be reminded of how a 5/3 line is good.Trey Lance/Jimmy G: Maybe Nate Studfield idfk.Tyrod Taylor: Are you actually a start though?

DUDS Quarterbacks of Week 6:

Big Ben: Disgusting. Idk who would have you in fantasy, yet alone why the Steelers maintain you as their QB1. I guess Rudolph's helmet would get in the way of throwing to Harris and Haskins would think Harris is Ray-Ray Mcloud. Absolutely disgusting.

Justin Herbert: Did you and Khalil Herbert have a freaky Friday situation or what? The Ravens are dominate I know, but you guys have swung your D...estructive passing game all over the league the past couple weeks. I guess the Ravens are the best team in the AFC? Please use this bye week to rejoice with your confidence, have a beer with Ekeler or something. You struggled HARD against the patriots your rookie year, please look to reverse that this upcoming matchup.

Lamar Jackson: Ok I Get Herbert's Reasoning for being here, he got destroyed by y'all. But for you to be the destructor and only have some change of points more than him? Bell, Freeman and Murray scored a Touchdown? What is this 2015? Please give us 2019 Lamar next time you've been doing it so far this season maybe you took a backseat this week. No clue but please do not return to this list.

Daniel Jones: Do I need to say anything? No weapons, No LT, his breakout receiver fell apart. I understand. But Danny Dimes is worth penny on the dollar at this point. Will he bounce back when he gets his team healthy again? Hard to say.

Sam Darnold: You and Kirk Cousins faced each other yes, but not the only similarity you have together. Both started hot onto the season yet you're struggling being compared to Kirk? I do NOT like that. No CMC shouldn't stop you when you have a whole DJ Moore! Please figure yourself out, you have two juicy matchups with Giants and Falcons coming up. Please on behalf of Hubbard and Moore owners.

Geno Smith: Do I need to say anything? If you started Geno you should be in a 32 man fantasy league or something where Julian Edelman is your WR1. Only in that scenario could Smith win you your week.

Taylor Henicke: I have never despised a QB more than you before. Aggravating from a Gibson owner's standpoint. Tired of seeing Gibson standing like a football cutout on the check down and you overthrowing either RSJ or Humphries. You were the trap game of the week. I knew it was too good to be true.

Trevor Lawrence: You're figuring it out, slowly but surely.. Oh, not the QB play, you know how to play as a good QB, I'm talking about how you're figuring out that you're fucked with the Jags. Hope you liked London, consider it your home away from home, imagine you'd be signing a lease on a house overseas in 2025 when they sell the team to queen Elizabeth, enjoy your first win with some Tea and Crumpets mate. Borderline start worthy, Borderline.

Baker Mayfield: I thought it was a joke that people called for you to have a MVP season, shame you got hurt old friend that affects us horrible - Nick Chubb Owner, wait. Is that Case Keenum? flashbacks to 2017 Vikings. Nvm we're good.

Justin Fields: God Idk if it's you or the Bears. Please do something. I hear Allen Robinson is a top 12 Wide Receiver, maybe give him some looks?

Mac Jones: What are you? You're equivalent to Tee-ball, you just have the ball for someone else to hit and score off of, looking at the running backs for this one.

Ryan Tannehill: I am putting you all the way down here because if it wasn't for the late TD, which to be honest, should of gone to henry to make him more insane, you would of finished the day with 6.3 points in fantasy. Why on god's green earth are you advertised as a starting QB and a Steal in drafts this year? Matt stafford was right there damnit! Enjoy the waiver wire with Ben.

Jared Goff: If there was anytime to stream you it's next week. Get revenge, or get Swift and Hockenson the ball more. You suck.