Studs:

RB’s

Austin Ekeler: a tough matchup but scoring 3 touchdowns (one on accident) in the last 8 minutes of the 4th quarter? This guys a STUD!

James Robinson: Man its good to see J Rob grinding it out, if only carlos could stay true to his last name. 4th & Goal and you give it to Hyde? Really Urban?

D’Andre Swift: Every Week… This man will get 5 points through the first half and beginning of the 3rd then all of a sudden you check your phone and he goes 5.2 —> 11.2 —> 22.4. STUD!

Alexander Mattison: This is Dalvin 2.0 never skips a beat (Except last year Week 6… We dont talk about that) But man is this kid good when it comes to being the next man up!

Flash Patterson: I bet if you woke up after the game finished and he was ruled out you’d be like (WTF?) but luckily his helmet is padded with Calvin Ridleys targets so he yet again went out and had a day as an RB1. Will it ever end?

Derrick Henry: King Henry Jags = Easy 30 points. This guy cant help but fall in the endzone. KING!

Josh Jacobs(?): Idk bout this guy but as long as he gets a TD he’ll be a stud.

Myles Gaskin: Is this really the column that i’m putting Gaskin in? The stud column? Mans been a nuisance to own since you reached on him before his 5th round ADP (I was almost this guy) however against the Bucs he decides Imma show the world how I rock and he rocked it 10/10 74 & 2 Tuddys? Ok man you finally showing the guy we wanted you to be, STUD!

Samaje Perine: Yeah, some of us fell for the mixon trap, but those CMC/Cook non handcuff owners picked you up off the WW with hope of fools gold. Boy are they happy. Shame youre sick but for us Mixon owners we’re grateful based on the matchup next week!

Antonio Gibson: I hate you Taylor Henicke… Seems like everytime its _ & Goal, Henicke think’s its a great time to scramble or target RSJ like it’s 2018 or something.. Idk if its riverboat or taylor but one of them needs to give Gibson more of his potential. Think McKissic has his family hostage. But glad he found that endzone twice this week against a stout sainta def. Stud!

Alvin Kamara: Kamara.. is that really you? Where did they put you last week, I swear you had 120 yards on the GROUND and NONE through the air or ANY targets. But it’s good to see you again old friend. Glad to have you back.

Darrell Henderson: This is the RB version of Diontae Johnson.. They start the game make a good play or two, then the cameras are focused on them in the blue tent. Couple plays without em then theyre back on the field tearing it up again. Kid has a safe ass floor man. Consistent as can be, did him and woods change roles? Stud!

Ezekiel Elliot: They told us, you were washed. They told us, you were lost. They told us, of Pollard. We told them, Who you are. You scared us throughout the week with your knee injury, and then in the game.. But then you tore up the giants for 100 Yards and 2 TDs! STUD! I guess you did good too Tony…

Devontae Booker: No, not Barkley.. Booker.. You did well. We will enjoy blowing our waiver picks on you and enjoying your 1 week of garbage prodcution then the next when we sit you and you go for 30.

AJ Dillion: Tony did good..Booker did good… Now.. AJ did good? What timeline am I in? where is aaron jones? where is aaron rodgers?? Jones didnt do horrible. But shouldnt be RB2 on his team…

Damien Williams: Ah yes. The wavier wire gold of the week. You scared us w a quad injury but can we trust you with..Herbert? By your side? You were efficent with your touches and scored. But he had more carries and ground yards? What do we do with you friend? Do we.. Dare I say trust a bears offensive member?

Kareem Hunt/Nick Chubb: If only you guys could fuse like Goten and Trunks. You’d have a monster day of 45 points. But instead youre civil enough to suffice for 2 fantasy teams when youre winning. Thank you on behalf of the community. Except to those who took Chubb mid 1st idk if theyre as grateful..

Najee Harris: You joined the steelers when theyre hated most. Tiktok stars and washed QB and all. Thank you for your 100%. Hopefully your injury isnt severe. Stud!!

Uncle Lenny: Leonard? Is that you? Checks Calender from 2017 and 2019 You’re back! Stud! Go bucs!

Duds:

CEH: You got hurt, so you’re forgiven but you werent doing much beforehand it was a tough matchup. Godspeed and come back soon soldier.

Barkley: Not you…. Please.. This is your CBPOY trophy to win…

Chase Edmonds: You were reliable. You were a parallel to Henderson, trustworthy. You were banged up. But next time rest for our selfish fantasy reasons.

Joe Mixon: A lucky TD doesnt excuse you from this list. You played with our lineups in short time making us panic start. To make it up you better drop 40 on the lions.

Alex Collins: Go back to doing the Irish Jig, some people need fools gold of WW RB’s with these injuries. Dont waste our time..

Miles Sanders: I cant be too mad at you. You’re on the Eagles and I dont doubt they spit on you every time you walk in the building.

Ronald Jones: I hope nobody started you. You and Sanders are similar situations. I bet bruce makes you watch every fumble you’ve had in your career on loop.

Mike Davis: Youre not that bad, but for being a high draft pick you’re an asshole. How do you become the peoples hope then let a WW WR converted RB do this to you? To us!? Disgusting.

QBs:

Studs:

Brady: Thank you. It was a beautiful matchup, and you’re the goat. and QB1. Thank you for not being a trap game.

Hurts: You shouldnt be here. You and swift like to this thing where you fold the entire first Half then become alive 2nd half. Your floor is safe. But how long can you stand there?

Josh Allen: Thank you. You scared us at first with the steelers matchup but we dont need anymore talks.

Justin Herbert: Could you be the QB1? You started scary. But you’re killing it kid.

Dak Prescott: I guess you’re not going to throw 6000 yards and 80 TDs but you’re still great at what you do.

Aaron Rodgers: Youre flying too close to the sun old man. The bengals.. Really?

Trevor Lawrence: Your rushing TDs make us have hope. You survive this week.

Matt Ryan: Disgusting this must be a mistake. Oh wait. It was the Jets. Allowed.

Jameis Winston: A King, continue to gain the trust of the saints franchise. you convince them it’ll cost just 1 INT a game but youll triple the TD return. The yardage was great to see.

Baker Mayfield: It’s a bakeshow forsure.

Davis Millis: Who are you and why are you here? you should be inbetween big ben and zach wilson.

Duds:

Zach Wilson: Jets.

Big Ben: Washed

Patrick Mahomes: a bad week but you’re scaring us. Arent you a god? What do we do if kelce and hill are gone? Get it together.

Justin Fields: Bears. Hate you.

Trey Lance: First start. You got 15 with no TDs, it’s ok to be here. But the people who hyped you up to be a great stream this week need this L.

Joe Burrow: I dont hate the fact that you’re here. You’re close. But it was no Jaire, you have crazy talent I understand no oline but sell us on why Chase over a franchise LT was truly worth it. I want 35 points on the board every week.

Ryan Tannehill: We were sold on you being a steal this year. They have to stack the box to stop henry so julio and brown can go crazy. cant cover both right? Cant have either healthy at the same time either. That safe rushing floor is all on King henrys hands. He is the offense, you are nothing.

Matt Stafford: Why. Why are you here. It was the seahawks? Kirk Cousins did good against them? What happened? Dont come back to this list.

Kirk Cousins: Its kirk, he’s a fantasy QB steal. Maybe in superflex. But in reality you’re only good for 1 TD. Blame thielen, blame no cook. Blame whoever this man should of lost to the lions

Russ: You’re safe here. Rest easy, Get in the kitchen and do some heavy prep work.

Daniel Jones: Im sure you couldve had a good game if you didnt get smacked. But the giants deserve nothing good so. Stay here or get consistent or be who you were drafted to be figure it out.

Kyler Murray: Why are you here? They told us you were QB1? The mvp? I believe but get it together. I knownyour arm hurt and lets not do the same song and dance as last year. You’re 5-0 and doing great just dont come back here.

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