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Astral Projections: Week 2 Tarot Readings (MNF)
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It's Monday my friends. Are you ready for some... tarot? Let's kick back, relax, and then stress out about who to start and what the card art truly means about the Jets and the Browns.

Notes:

  • I currently use Golden Thread Tarot to save time and better record each read. Some reads in the future might be done with a physical deck.
  • Each player has a single tarot card drawn to inform the question "How will [player name] perform in [week x] of the 2019-2020 NFL season?"
  • The keyword cells relate to a description in Labyrinthos. They are the same descriptions/card illustrations as those in the Golden Thread app and help explain my comments on the card visuals.
  • I'm not experienced in Tarot readings prior to last NFL season.

The Jets:

Position Player Name Card Keywords Hot Take
QB Trevor Siemian VIII of Swords - Reversed Self-acceptance, new perspective, freedom Well, the Siemian is loose. I think this is more about his start than how he'll actually perform, but he sounds up to the task at least. Better than we expect.
RB Le'Veon Bell VIII of Cups - Reversed Confusion, fear of the unknown, fear of loss New QB downgrades Bell a bit and he may also still be acclimating to New York. Lots of uncertainty is a bit of a worry, but not bad enough to sit him (plus it's Monday...).
RB Ty Montgomery The Tower Sudden upheaval, pride, disaster Ty is either in for a bad game, or is forced in due to injury elsewhere... Darnold missing is causing issues everywhere.
WR Robby Anderson IX of Swords - reversed Fear, lack of objectivity, despair Wow, all bad cards so far. Robby is falling on swords and in a bad headspace. This seems to point to penalties or at least dropped balls (maybe due to Brown swords).
WR Jamison Crowder The Sun - Reversed Negativity, depression, sadness Jets can't get a break. Crowder is putting his hand out to the sun, but not reaching it. He should at least get good looks which is something.
WR Demaryius Thomas Page of Swords - Reversed Hastiness, rushing through, all talk Damn. "There is a sense of disappointment setting in around you." Well, take that for what you will... at least he's energetic and playing hard. Sounds like he doesn't know what he's doing though.
TE Ryan Griffin Death - Reversed Fear of change, holding on, stagnation Well, QB loss is a huge change. He hasn't embraced Siemian yet and I don't expect points.
K Sam Ficken Page of Pentacles Dreams, desire, new opportunity The first decent draw for the Jets. Sounds like Ficken will get a lot of chances to shine tonight, volume scoring a definite chance. He has luck on his side.
DST lots of people VII of Swords - Reversed Self-acceptance, new perspective, freedom An okay draw! They had a ton of points last week and they might pull it off again, at least somewhat.

Jeez, terrible draws all around for NY.

Browntown, USA:

Position Player Name Card Keywords Hot take
QB Baker Mayfield X of Cups Happiness, fulfillment, celebration Baker is in a good spot. Better than last week, even with the Jets D getting a good draw.
RB Nick Chubb IV of Swords - Reversed Restlessness, burnout, stress Interesting draw, he'll be slowed down so his snaps might be a bit low. I wouldn't be surprised to see him still put up points, but maybe the Browns put this away early and he gets some rest.
RB D'Ernest Johnson VII of Cups - Reversed temptation, diversion, confusion Nope, staying away here. General negativity and confusion.
WR OBJ Ace of Pentacles Opportunity, prosperity, new venture Whelp. The Mayfield -> OBJ connection is real this week. At least one TD coming.
WR Jarvis Landry Judgement Reflection, reckoning, inner voice He should be a bit better than last week, but not by much. He's still working to get this role down.
WR Rashard Higgins King of Wands - Reversed Impulsive, overbearing, unachievable expectations His feet are being held to the fire and getting burned. [Just found out he's out, gah]
TE David Njoku VIII of Wands - reversed Obstacles, waiting, slowing down The D locks him down with those arrows we see on the card. He'll get receptions but not a lot of yardage.
K Austin Seibert Strength - reversed Self-doubt, weakness, insecurity Bad draw, he's vulnerable. Missed kick won't be surprising tonight.
DST IV of Cups - Reversed Boredom, taking for granted, aloofness Interesting draw. I wonder if they just don't spend much time on the field this week. It does sound like they might make a key mistake, but overall they still will play well.

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