Stand Name:「WEIRD AL」 Namesake: "Weird Al" Yankovic (American artist) Stand Type: Long Distance-Operation

Design

Weird Al is a 6 foot tall rubber chicken with a beak the size of a person's head. It is dressed up in a Hawaiian shirt, a curly brown wig, Groucho Marx-esque hypno specs, a false moustace, and whoopee cushions for shoes.

Personality

Weird Al is quite peculiar, almost as if he were not a man, but a chicken. Instead of clucking or crowing, however, he merely squeaks at varying volumes. He acts quite lucid when left alone, pecking at small things or eating whatever it finds appetizing. Conversely, if Weird Al is frightened or angered, it will go wild, attacking anything within its radius!

Ability

「EAT IT」allows Weird Al to eat anything using its beak, which can painlessly and effortlessly chomp anything. This also contributes to its hidden abilities.

「FAT」causes Weird Al to grow bigger and bigger the more it eats. For example, if it ate a house, it would grow as big as said house! In addition, its footsteps will become heavier depending on its size, and the air escaping its cushions become louder and more windy.

「DARE TO BE STUPID」allows Weird Al to throw up whatever it eats, usually by upchucking certain objects to lose any amount of weight.

Weaknesses

Weird Al is immune to most physical attacks, but can be damaged by being punctured while small or fat, or even being melted by fire or toxins. Also, due to its unpredictable nature, it can be easily distracted, confused, or angered.

Not to mention, its offensive abilities are practically nonexsistent, outside of its beak.

Stats Power: D Speed: C Range: A Durability: E Precision: D Development: E