My mom and I are looking to get pregnant, and because of that we're practically living in bed. We've both cashed in a couple of vacation days for this coming week so we can have as much opportunity as possible.

She came to me last night, kind of nervous. That's rare: I'm usually the nervous one. She said she had a request and wanted to make sure it wouldn't weird me out. Now, I'm thinking: "We made the promise: no kids, no clowns!" and dreading what it would be...and it turned out she wanted me to wear my BDU (my jacket from the Army) while we had sex. It was a great way to end the night.

We had a lovely moment this morning...

...I woke up to her stroking me, and brushing my hair like she used to do when I was stressed: I pulled her over on top of me (she's 5'2" and I'm 6'3") and we let our instincts do the work...before long we were both undressed, but completely under the covers. Let me tell you that from a logistics angle it's hard to get all your clothes off when there's someone on top of you and you're trying to make sure the covers don't fall off.

After ten or fifteen minutes, I rolled her over on her back and got on top...and entered her. As I built up, she slowly started brushing my head again, whispering how much she loves me and how we'll make such great parents. I raised my head up and we gazed into each others' eyes...and I shot my seed inside of my mother.

It just...do you realize how awesome it is to say that? "I shot my seed inside of my mother"? I'm the luckiest man on earth!

(as always, questions and comments are welcome)