For every DM I get from a new user I will send you one of my favorite porn videos. Everybody will get the same initial video to start today. After the first round you'll use one keyword to describe what you get for you next video "blonde", "threesome", etc. However before you receive your next video you must write a paragraph, at least five sentences, about what you thought about the previous video.

You can then ask again for another video and add another word to your request (for example "lesbian kissing" if one of your first words was "lesbian" or "kissing") but you must write TWO paragraphs, and we keep on increasing as we go along: third video, three paragraphs, etc. You do not need to watch the whole video, but you do need to be descriptive.

For example:

Descriptive: "I found the girl in this one very attractive, I like the dynamic of a couple taking advantage of her though I disliked how much they made her scream."

Non-descriptive: That's a pretty hot video!

If you're being non-descriptive I'll probably warn you at first, but after that I may followup and ask you to tell me more before moving on. Yes, it's possible you may end up writing an essay on a 50 second video depending on the keywords you pick, that's part of the challenge. :)

There is a prize and high score - Five rounds is the current high score. If you beat it I will grant you one wish within the confines of being a stranger on the internet, what I can consent to, and resonability. In the result of a tie on rounds I will go by how many sentences and then words the last person used. The high scorer has 27 sentences.

To make sure you've read this only send me messages (not chat requests) and put your a/s/l in the subject line. Chat requests will be reported. If you can't DM me because your karma is too low I don't care.

My limits are scat, diaper stuff, and, gore.