I'm not sure if this is the right place to post, but fuck it, why not? I've gotten to a point in my life where I kinda want to settle down in a relationship with a fellow kinky atheist ex-moose. So about me:

I've gone to college and grad school, so I'm educated and can hold an intelligent conversation pretty well. I have a decent sense of humor, and like shows like South Park, the Daily Show, Colbert, Futurama, MST3K, Mock the Week, pretty much anything with Charlie Brooker or David Mitchell. I’m interested in politics here in the US and around the world, so I watch a lot of documentaries. I’m very liberal politically and identify as a feminist (more Nina Hartley than Andrea Dworkin).

Physically I’m not very attractive since I’m chubby, but I jog, lift, and have been losing weight so hopefully that will be less of a problem as time goes on. I want exercise and healthy eating to be a permanent part of my life because I like traveling, camping, kayaking, and a bunch of other stuff that requires a certain level of physical fitness.

My ethnic background is Pakistani, though I was born and raised here in the US. I don’t really keep in touch with Pakistani culture, other than whatever exposure I get through my (large) extended family.

Sexually I’m kinky, as you’d see if you read my previous posts. I go to local munches fairly regularly, I’m bisexual, very oral, and would want to do MFF threesomes every now and then. Despite this I’m also a virgin, and I realize how little that matches all the other stuff.

So if a walking contradiction seems like fun for a long term relationship, pm me!

P.S. I also love dogs. Bonus points to anyone with dogs!

Update: No longer a virgin! :D