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Jesus' First Miracle: Grape Juice?
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Was anyone else taught or was it explicitly implied that when Jesus turned water into wine the wine was more like grape juice? I'm doing research for a guide to alcohol book and I came across this hilarious realization. Alcohol. Was. The. Miracle. Anyone can drop flavoring into water and instantly make it taste like something. But, to instantly ferment something and make it alcoholic, THAT would be a miracle. To make wine you have to wait weeks for the fermentation process. THE STRONGER THE WINE THAT JESUS MADE THE MORE IMPRESSIVE THE MIRACLE WOULD HAVE BEEN! Not to mention, Jesus was at a party, Jesus's first miracle was wine for a party, love it!

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