My dad seriously believes that before Eve sinned…her clit was inside her vagina.

In my father’s misinformed mind, he imagines childbirth would have been so pleasurable every woman would have wanted to have many children. Can you imagine a 12 hour orgasm delivery?

But when Eve gave the apple to Adam, God made childbirth difficult. And he moved the clit above the vagina, where I’m guessing most Mormon men don’t see it.

I remember being so grossed out and embarrassed at my dad’s logic when MY MOM told me this as a young adult. Even as a naïve Mormon virgin this made no sense to me.

Saw a meme that made me remember this awkward moment. So I’m curious, what are the most backward thoughts you’ve heard from Mormons?