Wife & Kids going away, so I have a rare Shabbos to myself. I’m “in the closet” OTD, ~50 years old, in the NY tri-state area. Looking for suggestions where to go / how to spend Shabbos. Would ideally like to find a place where I can spend some time socializing with like-minded (or non-Jewish) folks. Let’s assume I have a $500 budget. Am I dreaming of a fantasy solution?

EDIT: to clarify, I’m not doing anything my wife would be opposed to, nor planning to. While she considers herself “frum”, she’s super open minded. I wish I could be with her for Shabbos, it’s just not possible. Also some folks noticed my (very) NSFW profile. This is something my wife and I both enjoy doing together, and this along with other untraditional spicy stuff has brought us much closer together. She reads and sees everything. This warrants more explanation than I have time for, but I understand it’s not for everyone, and you’re entitled to your opinion.

EDIT 2: thanks y’all, made some satisfactory arrangements.