I'm not as scholarly as some of you when it comes to Christianity and the bible. I was babtised but had rejected Christianity at a very early age when my Great Grandmother sent me a copy of The Children's Bible. I did start reading it but within hours had torn that book apart and threw it in a garbage bag and urinated on it in a rage. (I was probably 5 or 6 years old at the time. LOL)

It's safe to say I don't buy into organized religion or cults in general but I do find some of the things people actually take as "truth" to be fascinating.

I remember in particular at that young age the fairy tale of Noah's Ark catching my interest.(as well as Adam & Eve)

Two of every animal survived to make more offspring of that species and then their offspring made more offspring with....WAIT! GROSS!

Thanks to the bible we know that evolution isn't real and that those silly dinosaurs made up by Jurassic Park are just made up for entertainment. (MILLIONS OF YEARS ago....pfft....nothing existed. Not even Earth)

Why didn't Noah bring any Woolly Mammoths that existed only a few thousand years ago onto his magical Arc though? Were they showing possible signs of being LGBTQ so he had to smite them like the abomination they were or?!?